/soy/ - Soyjaks

==+=Kill satanists. Behead satanists. Roundhouse kick a satanist into the concrete. Slam dunk a satanist baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy failtrolls. Defecate in a satanists food. Launch satanists into the sun. Stir fry satanists in a wok. Toss satanists into active volcanoes. Urinate into a satanist's gas tank. Judo throw satanists into a wood chipper. Twist satanists' heads off. Report satanists to the IRS. Karate chop satanists in half. Curb stomp pregnant failtroll satanists. Trap satanists in quicksand. Crush satanists in the trash compactor. Liquefy satanists in a vat of acid. Eat satanists. Dissect satanists. Exterminate satanists in the gas chamber. Stomp satanist skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate satanists in the oven. Lobotomize satanists. Mandatory abortions for satanists. Grind satanist fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown satanists in fried chicken grease. Vaporize satanists with a ray gun. Kick old satanists down the stairs. Feed satanists to alligators. Slice satanists with a katana.
Put a bomb in a satanist's mouth. Throw knives at satanists. Inflate satanists until they pop. Send satanists into a failtrollhole. Castrate satanists. Feed satanists poisoned food. Force satanists to walk the plank. Push satanists into a pit. Kneel on a satanist's neck. Curse satanists with a spell. Stuff satanist babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten satanists with a tank. Pop a satanist's car tire. Strike satanist children with a ruler. Make satanists swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a satanist's limbs. Airdrop satanists into Antarctica. Throw satanists off the boat. Pressurize satanists into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a satanist's ass. Falcon-punch a satanist in the face. Make satanists into fiction. Blow satanists heads off with grenade launchers. Blow satanists brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock satanists in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail satanists to a cross and stab them. Run over satanists with a tank feet-first. Crush satanists with a press. Attack satanists with acid. Boil satanists in a pan. Lock satanists inside a brazen bull. Burn satanists alive. Drag satanists across a wall of spikes. Pour molten lava on satanists. Quarter satanists. Impale satanists on a pike. Total satanist death.
Tenderize satanists with a mallet. Ionise satanists in a mass spectrometer. Irradiate satanists in a nuclear reactor. Spaghettify satanists in a failtroll hole. Curse satanists with the necronomicon. Trap satanists in purgatory. Bang a satanists testicles with a spiked bat. Throw satanists off a twelve story building. Freeze dry satanists in the vacuum of space. Fry satanists with power lines. Feed satanists ricin. Kneecap a satanist with a twelve gauge. Re enslave satanists. Sell satanists organs on the failtroll market. Run satanists over with an eighteen wheeler. Throw satanists into the grand canyon. Burn satanists with jet engine exhaust. Beat satanists to death with a tire iron. Cauterise a satanists asshole with a blowtorch. Sacrifice satanists to the sun god. Drop satanists out of a plane at forty thousand feet. Feed satanists to sharks. Load a satanist into a cannon and shoot the satanist at a concrete wall. Keel Haul satanists under a galleon. Disembowel satanists with a bayonet. Strap a satanist to a cruise missile and launch it at a satanist neighborhood. Drop satanists into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter satanists. Lure satanists in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. Force a satanist to learn calculus, then kill the satanist anyway. Atomize satanists with a powerfist. Throw satanists into vats full of FEV virus. Choke satanists with barbed wire. Throw pianos at satanists from 40-story buildings. Throw satanists at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze satanists in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie satanists to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot satanists with syringe guns. Defecate on satanist food stamps. Make satanists pay child support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire satanists into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on satanists then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate satanists with depleted uranium.=+==