/soy/ - Soyjaks

i love you

After seeing a demoralization thread on the sharty, a quotingmaster oldsoy started quietly observing the nusois.
One nusoi said:
>The 'log is always filled to the fucking brim with nothing but vantablack niggerstones by normgroids and baittrannies, while the mods are doing fuck all except adding more rulecucking and datamining. I despise this fucking website!
The master calmly replied:
<Why are you bothered by such issues? You can simply get a life or some hobbies.
>B-b-because the outdoors is filled with tranny or nigger worshipping normalfags and goyslop! A-and all online communities are filled with retarded faggots and commiepedotroons!
<Okay, what about other chans at least? Or the splinters?
>Altchans are 4cuck oldfag dust! And splinters are filled with NAS coals, 'p spammers and useless fucking jannies! They are all dead SNOCA garbage!
<*sighs* So, what shall you do to fix this state of affairs?
Nusoi paused for a moment, as he was thinking deeply on a brilliant solution for all.
>I know, I will open a new splinter! I will add the best rules and employ the best jannies this time!
The master quickly grabbed the nusoi's ear and lightly pulled it.
>WAAAAAAHHH! What did you do that for nigger?!
<I have no interest in migrating to yet another splinter, dumb faggot
And suddenly, the nusoi was enlightened.

>>17708733
should i just quit? theres literally no solution geg quitting is the best

It never gets better, might as well quit life as well

>>17708760
Go ahead it’s a website you don’t have to announce when you leave, no one noticed you coming and no one would notice if you never posted again.

>>17708760
i would notice because i love you

you mightbe the gem that saves the sharty

>>17708760
literally noone would ever know because this site is anonymous. This whole thread could be samefagging there's literally no way to know

>>17708805
There's Ids

OP here, I'm a retard and love sucking and getting blacked by BBC and announcing everything I do on the bald men with glasses website

>>17708760
The problem is your mindset: either you use it, or you "quit" it. But you don't have to do that, you can just… Decrease your usage and check less frequently. Like maybe few minutes per day, or few minutes per week for a single day. It's not really "addictive", you lack better hobbies to occupy your time with.
This is what most oldGODs did, and thats why they disappear so silently.
>>17708786
>>17708794
Also yeah, like this website is not your personal friend group. I know it's a bit brutal to accept that, but it's better for your own good. Please don't be so emotionally attached to this website.

No one cares nigger just quit and come back next 2 weeks

do it so it gets so bad that salt has to sell it to note or make it better or end it. it's sharty accelerationism

>>17708836
Written by chatgpt award

Stfu faggot geg

>>17708904
Eh may as well end the site, honestly I think if the website is shut down nothing will replace it, the people remaining will migrate to splinters which will die in a month. Imageboards are basically dnbs at least in terms of relevance, soyjak party will probably be the last notable one.

it's been over forever. the jannies can't have their perms taken away, so troons moderate the site. it has been this way forever.

>>17708719 (OP)
you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile