/soy/ - Soyjaks

You finna pull up in a big hoodie so she fr knows youre a real lifter
You warm up with singles only bc thats what a real lifter does
Then you do your main set work with 3.5pl nonchalantly
Fr
I think that would make any woman be very impressed.
Maybe she wants to get to know you after that because it's so impressive.
Maybe she asks you to teach her some jits because you mentioned you do that as well.
Except its a private lesson because she doesn't want to roll with random niggas(reasonable) and she says you look trustworthy.
>how do I look trustworthy huzz you literally just met me
she says "idk you just do"
>alr gng I'll give you a quick overview on half guard(no gi) systems none of that gay ass gi full guard DLR lasso shit I aint finna lyin
what happens next I'll leave it up to your imagination.

How would your react if ts happened to you?
Looking forward to hearing your thoughts about this.