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Real talk ts is the brutal truth about females

For some relevant background information, ill tell you all about my future wife.

She has a very high trust face. Having grown up in the rolling hills of PSD, a small shangri la in the hellscape of Southern California, I had the opportunity to encounter many types of foids. Latinas, Filipinas, azn foids, black foids, white foids. However, very rare was it that I would encounter the rare(in some parts of the world) pureblood germanic or celtic female. In Cali, even the white people were just “white” (meaning white hispanic). Of course females of this stock have their own merits(for instance huge asses, which is set back by a propensity for obesity) but overall, during my whole adolescent life, it seemed like something was missing.

Now consider ts. I set foot into a very prestigious 4-year institution in the northeast. Suddenly, the foids that I would rarely see in PSD were now the majority. (Also very common were the east coast “Latinx” types. Most commonly Cubans and Puerto Ricans. I won’t talk about them here, but I detest them.) I remarked to myself that they have a very different kind of beauty around them. They seem approachable. They seem like they are realistic about their goals and daily life, like they treat health and lifting seriously. Like they would understand the struggles of sumn like me, a hardworking character of humble origins, born and nurtured in the cradle of civilization(LA) but seeking to rise far, far beyond it. My oneitis, if I might describe her simply, embodies these characteristics fully.

Recently, however, I began to doubt myself. This really does seem too good to be true. Can foids really act in this manner? If she really was like ts, of course, I would think of myself as the luckiest nigga in the world- but I must remember that this is still a scenario that I have created in my head. Surely she must have those qualities, right? It can’t be any other way. It must be that any girl who looks like that, dresses like that, and has those goals in life must be nothing short of perfect.

I have had a growing suspicion that my worst fears are true. This is not shaped by any evidence or behaviors, but just by the growing sense of dread about the world within me. I permitted myself to dream too big, to wallow in my own fantasies for too long. She’s jst another foid. How could she not be? All foids are just foids.

Ts is a brutal reality we live in.