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how
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Be me
>sit inside all day
>use computer for 10-16 hours
>post on /r9k/ and /qa/ for most of it
>watch hentai and rule 34 for most of the other hours
>never go outside
>do based pheramone maxxing
>hate your parents for interrupting your computer session and become violent whenever they try to do anything
>piss and crap in buckets so i dont have to get up and go to the bathroom
>cut myself for attention only
>cope that im aryan
>eat nothing but chips and pizza that i force my parents to get while watching anime and drink only soda
>never clean myself
>something sparked inside me
>i decided to go outside for the first time in 11 years
>it hurts to get up from my chair
>i could barely take 3 steps until falling over
>force myself to drag myself to the front door
>i open it
>the sunlight and fresh air absolutely stings and is the worst pain ive ever felt
>see greenery for the first time that isnt in an anime
>"wait a minute, this isnt the qa"
>use all my energy to run back inside my room and nearly pass put from exhaustion
>start cutting myself and venting to my sisters on /r9k/ and discord
>start masturebating to 'tai to clear my mind
>never go outside ever again
This happened to me 4 years ago and i am still traumatized and have immense PTSD and anxiety from that experience.
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posting dis on r/4chan right now
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>>17704739gemmiest reddit greentext ever
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>be me
>Poop
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Gemmy thread
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>>17704797Somebody post this to r/greentext
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>be me
>eat a bunch of goyslop the day before
>next day at work need to take a shit
>go to the bathroom to take a shit
>janny walks in
>opening soyjak party I hear the janny clean the stall next door
>doesn’t think much of it
>janny opens door and sees my clitty and me shitting
<the horror
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>>17704807>there's no animefake and gay
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>>17704876this happened to me too once
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Why frog niggers are obsessed with interracial porn and poop, that's so fucking gross
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Now were talking
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salt's sharty
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>Be me
>20 years old
>Start noticing that I feel more identified with the black fortnite than the white one
>Can't stop thinking about it
>Realize that all my life I've always felt identified with black things, and had black tendencies
>I listen to rap, I eat fried chicken, I drink soda instead of water, I always called my homies the N word, ETC
>Finally jump the bullet
>Start blackmodding
>People notice
>Some say I pass
>Every day I get closer to being the real me
>Practicing my ebonics voice, starting to smoke newports, etc
>Finally I come out as black
>My family doesn't take it well, fuck them, they can't control me
>Save up money
>Get BBC reassignment surgery
>Get into skin replacement therapy
>Get lip fillers
>I surprise all my friends, they take it well, but I leave them to get my new gang and shit
>Finally become who I always was inside
>That face when fortnite awakens your real race
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>>17704739GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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entire thread full of gems
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>be me
>in jakarta after 7 hour flight
>tired as shit
>check into hotel
>only 1 tranny at the front desk, looks like a literal jartycuck
<Hello saar, today we have special 1 dollar a night deal saar
>I notice he smells so putrid even though the lobby is mostly clean
>"Sure just give me any room." while trying to ignore smell
>go to room
>see weird soytan art in a hanging frame
>doctos.mp4
>don't give a shit, just want to go to sleep
>wake up at 3 am, drenched in sweat
>bathroom light is on eve&doe I turned off all the lights
>first thought: rapeson's here
>then the smell hits me
>must be the tranny at that front desk, why is he here
>slowly creep up and grab my knife from the drawer
>notice scratching noise and mumbling and then I see him
<Saar where are the 'p gemmies saar
>holy shit he's so retarded he thinks his reflection is another person geeeg
>accidentally stumble and have to grab onto wall
>he turns back
>DOCTOSSSSSS
>I'm fucked
>I go up to him, yell "NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" while pointing my bbc at him
>lights suddenly dim and wallpapers suddenly crust and appear to age 20 years
>he charges at me while screeching
<SAAR YOU VVILL BECOME ONE OF US
>he touches me and I start becoming vantablack
>stab him with my knife I held
>he's dead lying on the floor
>lights go out for a second
>everything is suddenly back to normal, no signs of the nigger's corpse
>leave all my stuff behind just run as fast as I can out of there
>go outside and see luminescent sign with words "JARTY HOTEL"
>how could I have been so retarded
>see bushes moving
>it's rapeson
>he blitzes over to me and says
^Where you think you are going boy?
Later
-=v A man vacationing was spotted bolting out of a hotel, then was sexually assaulted to death by a tall 7 foot unidentified male. Interpol is currently working to bring justice…
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>>17705155I gooned to this gem
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>>17705054this could actually go on r/4changreentexts
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>be me
>cute and feminine
>:3
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gem thread go up
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>>17705343poop and niggers leaving
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>>17705343Incredibly disgusting, still 'ooned to this tho
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>>17704797making a tts out of this rn