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you are a >>>/caca/ babyjak celebrating their 8th birthday in the slums of albuquerque
you were eating your vivaldi frutiger aero birthday cake containing about 20 things from 3 different eras o algo when suddenly out the blue you get sucked into the cake and land in the city of frutiger aero o algo

what do you do

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download linux mint

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>folow buterfly

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throw poop

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Follow purple monkey

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>>17697965
>>17697971
You begin to follow a blue butterfly, fuggen pretty mane o algo when suddenly you see a purple monkey, you follow him until he realises you and goes
tf u want
What do you do?
>>17697969
You're still considering this option.

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I have a boat, sometimes I have a truck, they have this homosexuality around town, it's not good for the economy.

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>>17697952 (OP)
windows and IOS was more pleasing to look at back then, 2014 not 2018 or however the bubbles are blown

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>>17697987
Show him a cool rock

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>>17697987
tell him you want the blue drink from under the sink

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>>17698001
aldoe windows 8 and 10 were already the majority i think or however the numbers are computed

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drink the mouse water or however the xitter is immigrated from

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Go find the flying fish

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>>17698015
>mane give me dat blue drink o algo it's like a jump potion from like the hello daddy thing clone on the 'blox o algo
<i'm not giving bleach to a child, would you like help with your schedule
>>17698031
>can i have the mΓ΄use water then o algo
<no, but would you like to sell all of your data to me? it'll help you find the flying fish!
>>17698049

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>>17698080
start leaking because you were told no

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an adventure thread in THIS economy?

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gemmy thread

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>>17698080
give him your mother's credit card info

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>>17698080
yes because cacas have no datas anyways

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>>17698223
>>17698226
you try to give him your roblox account but you're a retard so you forget how to and just give them your parents email account
<wow! thanks! fuck off now goy geg; anyways have a nut!
>mane dis nut tastes weird o algo…
^WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NUT

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>>17698286
give squirrel poisoned almond

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>>17698286
OMG FRUTIGER AERO SQUIRRIL THSI SI NUTS!!!!!!!!!!

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gemmy thread

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>>17698454
>>17698316
>YIPEE HECKING WHOLSOME SQUIRREL O ALGO MANES MANES
You drool onto his nut because you are ✨ retarded ✨ and he doesn't seem to care
<muh fuggen nut
>SI SI SI SENOR
He eats the nut and begins to fuggen die
<fuggen babee
Suddenly, a giant portal to the google headquarters appears, what do you do?

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>>17699086
google is NOT frutiger aeros it is le hecking oversimplifcated logo design and shit so caca brain doesn't get attracted.

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>>17697987
E X P A N D D O N G

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>>17699086
throw poop into the portal

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bump

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>>17699086
dowload monkey on the ceos computer



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