/soy/ - Soyjaks

i am sitting behind the desk

I raped OP

i had sexual thoughts about having sex with a classmate

I am forcing this coal

threw a fermented piss bomb made from my own piss at my friends

>>17696120
its not even that bad geg

>>17696116
who doesnt

>>17696128
you doesnt

I need a radiation suit

I had this cool dream the other day this person he fired two orbs, and he destroyed a bridge amd a castle at the same time.

im raping OP rn

i was known as the poop rapist at my school

>>17696170
Margenvke

i hate niggers

I caused 9/11

I want to ‘ape femquote so bad

>>17696174
He raped people with a fecal twist, what do you think

I'm a communist and a tranny, I browse and frequently post on bordiga.party and leftysoy.st, I am shitalian.

also bump because this log is boring and I want other people to actually give their concessions

I know the sharty is like 30 percent pooner by now but I wonder how many of you guys are actual trans women by now?

up

i have a menstruation kink and fetish

start confessing niggers, use a vpn if your scared

I indulged a random 'teen in his sexual desires for some random namefag and I think I might've made him crazy for that poor fuck
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No I did not ERP with him that's 'cord behavior

I'm Muslim

>>17696437
tell us more

>>17696170
>>17696123
? more

I try not to be racist but nons genuinely disgust me in more than one way

>>17696404
im gooning to it rn actually

I was raped yesterday.

>>17696463
I'm not jeopardizing that 'teens reputation because of a confession thread

I am not (((completely))) into the far right stuff

>>17696521
years back when i was in highschool, i was putting some sugar and bread into a bottle because i wanted to create a fermented stinkbomb to shut down some corridors.

My friend had the bright idea of pissing in the bottle to make the smell worse, so i decided to piss in it, i then took it to a secret spot i knew behind some lockers, and we just left it buried deep in there for a few months, sealed airtight, in total darkness.

By the time we remembered it again, the bottle was on the verge of exploding, i took it out of his locker, and i started threatening to open the lid to fuck with them. They all immediately ran, i chased after them till we reached the end of a corridor, they tried running more but i threw it at them (thinking it wouldnt explode). It exploded,

It went everywhere, the smell hit you instantly and it was awful, i cant even describe it, because it was far above any awful smell you could imagine. It was like rotten smelling salts, mixed with rotten shit and ammonia. The juice got on their legs, and they had to wash it off, but they still smelled awful for hours afterwards. People quickly began noticing the smell, and they soon had to close off the entire stairwell, and the surrounding corridors. I never got caught, and they never figured out what caused the smell.

I have a niece and nephew in Iowa that I will visit soon, I am visiting Minneapolis with my cousins and it's very nice.

Fuck off glowie

>>17696751
geggy

this shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest.

I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.

This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood near her and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying "i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.

what do i even do?

>>17696111 (OP)
when I was in 1st or 2nd grade of elementary school I touched tips with 2 of my buddies
if this had gone any further I might have turned out gay

>>17696805
Say what you want about copypastas or whatever but this one never gets old and it makes me geg every single time

>>17696252
>bordiga.party
why is this a thing and why is it actually semi active wtf

I know this will probably get banned but I kidnapped a girl from my college, raped her and then tortured her with over 200 tabs of LSD and a shit ton of Ketamine and convinced her that she was breaking out of the simulation. I didn't even kill her but I simply dumped her in a ditch. Turns out she's nonverbal now and has severe PTSD and was living at a nursing home until she got put down last week…

>>17696886
FAKE

>>17696886
we should do dis to all of the pooners infesting the sharty

I raped my own mom

I used to regularly piss myself in middle school,it was never an accident or anything i was just too lazy to go to the bathroom

I made my girlfriend eat my poop "as a joke"

I'm the guy who killed Tupac

>>17696824
i made it geg

>>17697019
did nobody ever make fun of you

i want to have sex

i raped someone yesterday

>>17696886
what if we do this, but we use MDMA and LSD to turn some random homeless person into our personal gegbvll who spends all day sperging out on the site.

>>17697089
with a man or a woman?

I was raped by someone yesterday

>>17697101
with a women

i watched someone rape someone yesterday

>>17696886
snopes or ban

i watch sports but not the ones with niggers like american football or basketball

>>17697107
sure about that?

>>17697215
yes

This shit eats away at my brain, every waking moment, i would sacrifice so much to go back to this time, with my current intellect, stopping myself from ever doing this. i was such a retard at the time but i need to get it off my chest.

I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.
This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying " i didnt do anything", quite a few people were confused, some looked angry, the girl was just standing there petrified, then she turned around and said to some woman "he was touching himself", felt my heart somehow drop for a second time, at this point i unironically started crying, i just kept saying "i didnt". some woman shouted out "fucking vile", at this point we reached a stop, immediately got out the bus and just started running, i think i ran over a mile, not even in the direction of my house, in the end i was quite a way away, i walked the entire thing back and never told anyone, its been eating at me for 2 years now and i still cry about it, i just had to post it here, it needs to go someway or the other.

what do i even do

>>17697217
ill ask again, are you really sure? i want a reply you know

>>17697244
im sure i like women

>>17697244
shut the fuck up faggot

I hate brown people, I hate women, I hate fags and troons, I hate jews, I hate God and everything else for making this gay and fake world full of kike pedoniggers and npcs that would be used as rapeserfs back in the castle days. Also I think the donkey Kong country show was an underrated gem.

i haz bbc

>>17697278
we all say this doe

>>17697248
so you want to have sex? you may like women, but do you want to have sex with them? or would you rather have sex with a man?

my friend is a child predator and i dont know what to do

im gay because i hate women

>>17697296
rape him

>>17697289
That dk country is a gem?

>>17697296
stop being friends with that nigger tf
give us his dox

>>17697296
kill him

>>17697305
yes

i get mistaken for a woman alot because i have wide hips and long hair and a high pitched voice but im straight

>>17697293
i want to have sex with both i guess

Trizpad: Alright I should probably just get the cat out of the bag. When I was 12 years old I fell in love with Red Panda after watching a youtuber play as her in the background of a commentary video. This would start out as just a crush. Like all the Arsenal skins was just a blank slate but in my head I would think of lore and character ideas for her that stayed in there. I remember finding fanart that depicted her with the onesie off and I got attracted to it too and added it to my (literal) headcanon on the character. All this would devolve into me finding porn of her and getting an addiction. Years pass by and I'm an adult yet I unfortunately haven't overcome it. At the same time I started gooning to Red Panda the other character I did it to was Demon Queenie from ok ko. It's been so long since its started and I don't even remember that characters voice and I see that show as troonslop yet that character in specific I got epi'd on newgrounds of porn of her which led me to finding r34 sites which led me to finding the Red Panda porn which mixed with the headcanons I had conceptualized. Its been so long since I played Roblox and I don't know if Arsenal is even still popular or if Rolve every characterized her officially but I still get these thoughts about Red Panda. I've never told anyone about this until now and I really hope saying this here will get it off my mind easier.

Also I started playing tf2 recently and that reminded me of Arsenal as I used to think Arsenal was based directly off it when I was younger as I didn't know how tf2 gameplay was or the classes and just thought of the gameplay as having a red and blue team. This made me start to imagine a Meet the Team video about Red Panda which wasn't sexual but still made me think of the character a bit more.

>>17697296
can you expand on this

>>17697278
I'm a brown, jewish, fag troon foid and you're okay in my eyes.

>>17697328
?

>>17697328
wait until you find out about miss pauling nigga

>>17697340
But you are not dk country so you are not in mine

>>17697328
Did I see on this /v/ or was it /mtv/

>>17697368
v, /v3rm/illion thread

>>17697359
The troonscout mod, the engineer sentry girl mod. Tf2 used to be 4chan based and now its reddit trannycore.

i am neutral on blacks

>>17696111 (OP)
I once pissed in the corner of my big brothers closet when i was like 8 years old, i was a stupid kid back then and i have no idea why i did that

>>17697429
giga

i blame all my problems on india