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you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low? i just did. he was an actual fucking retard but he wasn't disabled and he has a normal life. but he couldn't understand basic hypotheticals and metaphors. i had to run away with how shook i was.

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^you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low? i just did. he was an actual fucking retard but he wasn't disabled and he has a normal life. but he couldn't understand basic hypotheticals and metaphors. i had to run away with how shook i was.

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>you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low? i just did. he was an actual fucking retard but he wasn't disabled and he has a normal life. but he couldn't understand basic hypotheticals and metaphors. i had to run away with how shook i was.

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>you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low? i just did. he was an actual fucking retard but he wasn't disabled and he has a normal life. but he couldn't understand basic hypotheticals and metaphors. i had to run away with how shook i was.

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>>17691105
the post is probably talking about you

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You, OP

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>>17691109
are you like projecting or something

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i once had a friend who was so retarded he thought a lower iq meant he was smarter. his iq was in the 80s i think

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>thinking a lower iq means you are smarter. having an iq in the 80s

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everyone on this site except me

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>>17691105
Yeah you this guy right here

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>you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low?
Several. They love to shit up imageboards

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>>17691220
Thats rude what did we do???

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Das giga doe
I like the thought of being a drooling retard. You get like some mtb nurse at the psychward to spoon feed you shits and coddle you and tell you it's gonna be alright. All you have to do is flail around and shit in your diaper. never have to struggle with all of this bullshits dealing with niggers at a shit job that pays you in zimbabwean toilet papers or pay taxes any of that

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I know myself. My mom drank liquor and smoked weed when she was pregnant with me. My forehead bulges out and I have a cleft palate. I feel really confused all the time with everything. I think I actually have Down's syndrome. I don't have the brains to have anything resembling an intelligent conversation. I don't have the motivation to do anything but watch television because I wasn't fully toilet trained until I was 17 years old. When I try to read a book, I just end up staring at a block of text without understanding it at all. My perception is so limited and small that I go into detail about the tiniest bit of knowledge that I have in my brain, then when I die I'll go to heaven retarded and they'll laugh at me there too. Everybody says I don't walk normal and my robotic legs feel like a sack of ugly potatoes. I'm also autistic and legally blind. I'm considering killing myself.

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>>17691319
To some extend it's fine to hate your parents do you think

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>>17691302
It would sound tragic and I would hate not being be able to articulate myself. I want to hate retards and autists far less now though m

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>>17691340
I mean your mom did that to you adn stuffs

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>>17691345
gegg average sharty user but ok i get it

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OP, explain how he didn't understand hypotheticals and metaphors.

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>>17691119
>ermmmmmmmmm did i just hear (criticism of me being repelling)? sounds like you're (criticsm of me being repelling)! yeahhh… you're tooooooootally (criticism of me being repelling) right now! not me!

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>>17691369
phono 1 asked a question about something that he doesnt know. phono 2 answered the question with knowledge that phono 1 necessarily would not have considering the fact he needs to ask the question in the first place, leaving phono 1 confused and me having to explain things to em

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when i learned about timezones as a caca i told my family member that if a baby was born in europe and then transported to mexico it would technically not be born yet and they argued that you couldnt get a visa for a baby that young

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>>17691404
>ermmmmmmmmm i tooooooootally dont care at alllllllllllllllllllllllll

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>>17691407 (mi)
and then i tried to explain to phono 2, using a metaphor, how he can't use knowledge within the question's answer to answer the question & how that's a paradox. and he didnt get it which forced me to give up, defeated

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>>17691437
op, i need help
>>17691319

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>you ever meet someone with such low iq that it's actually scary that humans can stoop so low? i just did. he was an actual fucking retard but he wasn't disabled and he has a normal life. but he couldn't understand basic hypotheticals and metaphors. i had to run away with how shook i was.

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>>17691466
not op but if you're legally blind how are you posting

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>>17691491
Glasses.

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If you play free web games you can meet an endless wave of 3rd worlders from Asia and Europe. They somehow speak English but are some of the most incompetent people ever. Gaming made me hate the 3rd world

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>>17691319
id kill my mother if i were you but you could get sent to jail and get raped by niggers so idunno

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>>17691562
Idk why I wrote Europe I meant South America

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>>17691579
yes keep apologizing you amerimutt. you're a slave to eurobvlls
also it's most likely bots. there's a vid with like 10 mil views about how every .io game has fake multiplayer cuz it's cheaper

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>>17691634
I'm usually cheating and they have temper tantrums when I kill them over and over. They are real humans.

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>>17691574
They should sterilize my entire family tree. I need a lethal injection.

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>>17691690
>cheating against mentally retarded third worlders to win at free web games

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>>17691716
>becoming a high level security researcher from writing cheats to kill third worlders

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>>17691771
yooo YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>17691562
>playing some squads to relax in your free time
>get paired with benjajpogi12 from indonesia, batman0852 from india, and mincepride6 from vietnam
>vietnamese disconnects instantly, indonesian doesn't communicate at all and runs off to die a million miles away, and the indian fucking sucks at the game
>

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>>17691771
love the detail that his pants aren't tan like his upper body because he's shirtless with these pants on all the time. i appreciate the consistent worldbuilding

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>you ever meet someone
no

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>>17691562
try free mobile games from google play geg its even worse

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>Mentally disabled ogre attempts communication
>Normal person cannot decipher its niggerbabble
>It runs away suffering a realistic depiction of a panic attack
This is what actually happened, OP.



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