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Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:16:17 №17687588 [Quote]

sometimes I really wish instead of fat lonely women being delivered dildos and what not I had my penis be magically in a box and they can jump on it whenever

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:16:57 №17687591 [Quote]

how would you pee without penis

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:17:29 №17687595 [Quote]

>>17687591
I didn't consider that

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:18:00 №17687602 [Quote]

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>I wish I could watch that happen to my wife except instead of me it's 20 bbc bvlls

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:18:52 №17687610 [Quote]

>>17687602
nophono said that

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:19:29 №17687616 [Quote]

Your penis is going to rot in the box before it reaches them

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 10:25:26 №17687670 [Quote]

>one portal on your wall
>other portal on a hockey puck or something
Long distance gloryhole/dildo

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