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Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:26:18 №17686081 [Quote]

I am currently fighting for my life on the toilet, shits so bad I have went nude, pray for me 'jakkas

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:27:23 №17686094 [Quote]

My entire body is sweating, I feel like im deflating

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:28:20 №17686103 [Quote]

Damn nigga

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:28:56 №17686109 [Quote]

You know it's bad when you take the shirt off

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:29:02 №17686111 [Quote]

It just keeps coming
Niggerpoop giga please save me

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:29:26 №17686117 [Quote]

'Madness gem

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:29:44 №17686122 [Quote]

Praying.

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:30:19 №17686130 [Quote]

I’ve had poop like this before, it’s honestly kinda funny.

Is it of a softish consistency?

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:30:21 №17686131 [Quote]

literally doing the same right now nigga. I have chronic athrophic gastritis, IBS and SIBO and every second on this Earth feels like torture

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:30:41 №17686132 [Quote]

I hate when shitting really hurts so I have to stay in the toliet for like hours before coming out

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:31:25 №17686137 [Quote]

>>17686094
Drink water right now. You might pass out if you don’t, could be heat stroke. This happened to me in Thailand three years ago and then a month or two ago one almost sleepless night

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:31:38 №17686143 [Quote]

It's wet diarrhea slowly trickling out

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:32:01 №17686148 [Quote]

>>17686132
Yeah it fucking sucks. It’s entirely possible that when it hurts it’s bc you aren’t spreading your cheeks enough

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:32:17 №17686153 [Quote]

>>17686137
Not heat stroke, its cold right now

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:32:51 №17686161 [Quote]

>>17686143
That happens to me about two months ago it was kinda funny. Didn’t hurt though from what I can remember. Eat anything strange or not typical? Maybe it’s food poisoning….

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:32:59 №17686164 [Quote]

pics?

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:33:22 №17686170 [Quote]

>>17686157
No joke I think you should ask a fucking doctor about that

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:33:41 №17686177 [Quote]

>>17686153
Cold? Where are you?

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:33:43 №17686178 [Quote]

A bit unrelated but does anyone else have the same experiences as me when the tip of your penis hurts and when you piss it really fucking hurts alot and you feel like something will come out of your penis

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:33:55 №17686181 [Quote]

>>17686170
it happens to me rarely

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:34:26 №17686187 [Quote]

Don't die.

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:34:34 №17686189 [Quote]

>>17686181
Still you should ask a doctor. Could be start of something serious. Also even though it’s def not heat stroke you still drink a ton of water the moment you get a chance.

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:35:00 №17686193 [Quote]

>>17686178
Maybe you have a stone

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:35:52 №17686207 [Quote]

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I think I've wethered the storm, thanks for praying for me guys

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:36:38 №17686218 [Quote]

>>17686189
>>17686193
I’m not a millennial

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:36:55 №17686222 [Quote]

>>17686189
>>17686193
yeah but I should check it out sometime

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:39:05 №17686253 [Quote]

>>17686207
yay!!!

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:39:18 №17686255 [Quote]

>>17686207
Good to hear. Sadly you will probably be wiping for 30 minutes

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:42:43 №17686292 [Quote]

I have begun putting my clothes back on

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:46:06 №17686344 [Quote]

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I'm a bit shook up but otherwise im alright now

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:46:26 №17686346 [Quote]

>>17686344
Good to hear.

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:46:44 №17686348 [Quote]

>>17686292
Only took you a few minutes to wipe?

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:49:22 №17686363 [Quote]

>>17686348
I was wiping consistently throughout the whole experience

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 07:52:06 №17686389 [Quote]

>>17686363
I see

Chud 09/08/26 (Tue) 08:06:01 №17686474 [Quote]

I cant go without stripping bare anymore

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