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she was flirting btw
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Yes, ask for a pityfuck o algo
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never happened award
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>>17683040It did. I was muttering random shit to myself and she sits on a nearby bench to talk with friends. We were all taught suicide awareness and I guess I looked fucking weird.
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>>17683124bro were you actually soyquoting random people geg
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>>17683124Are you okay sharty bro?
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>>17683124>taught suicide awarenessnever heard of this are you a euromutt?
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how do you soyqoute irll
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>>17683171They did some assembly or whatever
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And no, I'm not ok. I think I'm a creep now because of it.
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>>17683124you should have pulled out your phone and showed her 'cado and gore vids
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>>17683234I didn't have my phone on me
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>>17683244then you should have shown her IRL 'cado by taking off your pants and shoving your hairy ass in her face
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>>17683233Talking to yourself in private is keyed, talking to yourself in public is insanity especially if it's soyspeak babble
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>>17683305What's the difference
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>>17682970No soyquoting irl is giga
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What did she say exactly?
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Just don't mutter to yourself in public, take care of your personal hygiene, be 6'5+ and you're not creepy anymore.
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>>17683335college or high school?
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>>17683361College man what am I doing on campus late at night on labor day
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>>17683360Be 6'5+ and mutter to yourself to auramaxx or whatever
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>>17682819 (OP)asking a random stranger if they're going to kill themselves is unironically weirder than mumbling to yourself
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>>17683375idk nigga what WERE you doing on campus late at night on labor day
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how do you soyquote irl
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>>17683352She said
>Sir, are you going to kill yourself?I go
<huh?Twice
Her friend who isn't too interested says it for her
>Are you thinking of killing yourself<NoShe goes
>Why<Because people don't normally think about killing themselves. You know, self preservation.>What do you mean normally?Her friends are like, explaining what that meant to her or something.
>Well promise me you won't kill yourself tonight.<Sure.And off she goes. I return to my dormatory.
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>>17683413you repeat what someone says and make soy faces (not OP but I've done dis too)
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>>17683429sounds like an autist who's just trying to be kind geg
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>>17683429What a bitch. You should have IRl 'cadoed her right there
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>>17683429She seems low iq geg, she was trying to be nice in a way.
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>>17683408Good point I don't know why either
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>>17683467when i read "bench" i thought you meant a gym bench now that i realized it you meant a literal bench no wonder she thought you were going to kill yourself
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>>17683429This would've freaked me out cause I'm actually suicidal but nobody knows that so if someone said that to me I'd think she's a demon reading my mind
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>>17683429>why arent you going to kill yourselfwhy does everyone have autism these days
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I was also singing songs, looking at the sky, and commenting on how loud people's footsteps and conversations were
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>>17683499Sometimes I think the average woman is more autistic than the average man. So many of them are so socially awkward.
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I noticed today, watching couples, how little the women spoke compared to the men. Maybe we are the socially dominant sex.
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>>17683492do you talk to yourself in public tho
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I felt lonely today. It made me happy in a stupid way.
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Today, I learned something about myself. Every fiber of my being wants to die. Except for one. The part of me that wants a girlfriend is screaming, "I WANT TO LIVE"
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>>17683596ask one of the bitches that spoke to you out on a date
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>>17683610I'll get a girlfriend and YOU won't faggot
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I'm putting on my love suit and shooting to kill
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>>17683630im a foid i think were made for each other
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>>17683596So you are suicidal then? Seems they were right
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>>17683702Not truly. I still couldn't do it because destroying my body scares me.
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>>17683691Nah. I'm trying for the other one. Thsnks for offering "foid"
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>>17683347Talking to yourself can be keyed because it means your using your brain and can just mean your a smart nigga, if you go into public (where people go to talk to each other) and refuse to talk to other people you probably have low impulse control or are a lonely faggot
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i think she might have been projecting, try asking her if she's eaten today?
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>>17683816I normally do it in private but I felt shitty today. I gooned twice and my brother wouldn't talk to me because he was tired. I felt like I was an overbearing, low self control piece of shit.
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People ask me all the time if I'm ok and I say no. I do it so matter of factly they think nothing of it. But today I did something creepy. Of course a stranger would ask the question to a guy sitting on a public bench when it's late.
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Some of my friends passed by and thought nothing of it. It was just how I usually am
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>>17683931Please find someone better to talk to than this site I will push you to suicide you schizo
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>>17683841I think porn is very poisonous to the heart and can make you numb to the love of others even if that's only thing you want. It's best to not goon at all but if you have too do it at night, I watched a video from a chink awhile and he brought up how dopamine works and how viewing porn/masturbating will you give you a massive hit that will make everything else in your day feel unrewarding and not worth doing
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>>17683954There are failtrolls do be careful