/soy/ - Soyjaks

Forgot to switch from VPN and got MPA raped geg

snca

I like this project

>>17675657
Nigger this is the seca thing in the world. Bumping this gem

Niggerbump

SHIT EVERYARYAN CARES ABOUT

add frog

Bump

Reposting the script
Reposting the script
Hunky is an asocial shitskin who loves the solitude of his containment swamp and enjoys fending off Jartycucks and baiters. One day, his life is interrupted after he inadvertently saves a talkative Swedejak from Gigachad's jannies gathering all splintercreatures, prompting Swedejak to forcibly stay with him. Swedejak is one of many literal whos that are being exiled by the drawfish Gigachad of Chaddy to get rid of moralfags on his splinter and bait der nusois. However, the literal who's inadvertently end up in the swamp. Angered by the intrusion, Hunkey resolves to visit Gigachad and demand that he move the literal whos elsewhere, reluctantly allowing Swede to accompany him as he is the only one who knows where Chaddy is.

Meanwhile, Gigachad asks an AI if he has the most tera kingdom; the AI tells him he is not truly an admin and would need to obey Salt in order to become one. He is instructed to get an e-girlfriend so he could get blackmailed. Presented with three options, Gigachad chooses Princess Cafe who is imprisoned in a castle guarded by a Gigafly. Unwilling to rescue Cafe himself, he organizes a tournament, the winner receiving the "privilege" of rescuing her on his behalf. When Gigachad sees Hunky and Swede in his castle, he announces that whoever kills Hunky will win the tournament; however, Hunky and Swede defeat Gigachad's jannies with relative ease. Amused, Gigachad proclaims Hunkey his champion, and agrees to relocate the literal whos in exchange for Hunkey rescuing Cafe.

Hunkey and Swede travel to the castle and Gigafly attacks them. Hunkey locates Cafe, who is bewildered by his lack of romanticism; they flee the castle after rescuing Swede from Gigafly, who is revealed to be female and has fallen in love with him. When Hunky removes his helmet and reveals he is a shitskin, Cafe stubbornly refuses to go to Chaddy, demanding Gigachad arrive in person to save her, but Hunky carries Cafe against her will. That night, after setting up camp, and with Cafe alone in a cave, Hunky admits to Swede that he is asocial because he grew frustrated over being constantly judged for his demeanor. Cafe overhears this and becomes kinder to Hunkey. The next day, UTTP Policeman and his band of Troll Officers harass the three, but Cafe easily defeats them in physical combat. Hunky becomes impressed with Cafe, and they begin to fall in love.

When the trio nears Chaddy, Cafe takes shelter in a windmill for the evening. Swede enters alone and discovers that Cafe has transformed into a pooner. She explains that during her childhood, she was cursed to transform into a pooner at night but retain her non-tranny form during the day. She tells Swede that only "true love's first kiss" will break the spell and allow her to "take love's true form". Meanwhile, Hunkey is about to confess his feelings to Cafe, when he overhears Cafe referring to herself as an "ugly man". Thinking that she is talking about him, Hunkey angrily leaves and returns the next morning with Gigachad. Confused and hurt by Hunkey's abrupt hostility, Cafe reluctantly accepts Salt's marriage proposal and requests that they be married that day before sunset. Hunkey dismisses Swede and returns to his now vacated swamp, but quickly realizes that he feels miserable without Cafe. Swede returns and soyquotes Hunkey for jumping to conclusions and reveals that Cafe was not referring to him as an "ugly beast", although Swede does not reveal Cafe's gender identity to Hunkey. The two reconcile, and Swede summons Gigafly, whom he had reunited with earlier in the day. Hunkey and Swede ride Gigafly to Sharty so they can stop the wedding.

Hunkey interrupts the ceremony just before it ends and expresses his feelings for Cafe. The sun sets, and Cafe transforms into a pooner in front of everyone. Disgusted and enraged, Hunkey says "DOCTOS!" and breaks up. The end.

I've heard multiple suggestions on swapping 'fe tranny for Soytan/Soyniqua, so lets vote on this

>>17676214
'fe represents an image board. So does HTSM, so does Swede, so does Gigachad. Soytan doesn't represent an imageboard.

>>17675560 (OP)
>fuggen EPI
I gegged

>>17675560 (OP)
geeeeegggg keep this going we need a full sharty produced movie

Somebody once told me the jartys kinda coolly
I ain't the gemmiest soyteen though
She looked pedophilic with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "P" on her forehead
Well, the pedos start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Always break the rules and they fuggen get banned
Doesnt make sense to live for children
Your brains a new level of retardation
So much to do, so much to see
So, why bother getting some cp?
You'll never know if you don't go (go)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an gem star
Get your game on, go up
Hey now, you're a diamond
Get the show on, get bumps
(And all that glitters are gems)
Only super novas break the mold