/soy/ - Soyjaks

= 7th of September '26 =

Arise ye pris'ners of ze 'sphere nations
Arise ye wretched of ze coal
The revolutionary struggle
Is finally to our home!
Long have, lived through brimstony ages
Arise ye 'teens, arise, arise
For if we once 'nite for ze gemmy purpose
We vvill not do it twice!

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Zis the final struggle
Zis the start and zis the end
The Soyternationale
Shall be our journey's hymn

We want, no dust whatsoever
No degens, No 'ttycels, No coalposters too
Gem lovers, for if we love our soyjaks
We need to secure them for good!
For if we want, rubies, gemeralds, topazes
We must enact, the proper law
Zat gems will be bumped on forever
And dustposters begone!

Chorus

The admins repress and the jannies cheat, mate
And zis fact is known on all the other boards
The data collection is not for any protection
It is to sell your 'ta to jeety blokes!
Long have their 'cords promoted coal consumptions
Their tranimes, their 'P, their 'ore
But we will fight until the last 'jak posted
To be ruled not by 'tards, but moralGODS!

Chorus

Hideous in their self-dedication
The coallers of the sharty and the 'ru
Have they ever done anything other
Than post slopjaks and steal work?
Into the coffers of our site's collection
The glist'ning blue is turning to swarthy mold
For demanding for these spergs to ACK themselves mane,
Is 'cause they have to pay their toll!

Chorus

Long have demoralisers fooled us
With long, SNCA niggerwars
But, have we forgotten that they're
Just pedos and gooners from der 'cord?
For zis, we say no more wars o' bruders
We shall 'nite for ACK them alll!

Chorus

'teens, 'venturers and 'ther gemposters
We are ze party 'gainst ze coal
We vvill fight 'gainst ze monster
That is coalling ze 'sphere as a whole!
And, aye, we know that zis'nt be easy
For bourgiecucks do love their works
But we know the funny sickle sunjak
Will soon 'radiate them all!

Chorus