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you 'teens are like family to me

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how it felt to wake up and use the sherdee all day in 2023

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how it feels to wake up and use the sherdee all day in 2026

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>>17665931
im noticing how he became an effeminate gay man

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yeah fr i kinda just stay inside and browse the sharty all day

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>>17665927
2026 has been a brimmy year but there is still a gem of some kind made every day

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i don't feel the same anymore… I feel I'm a stranger here…

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>>17665931
Forced coal

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>i don't feel the same anymore… I feel I'm a stranger here…
it is strange how fast things change

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>>17665953
25 was the worst year of my life my grandpa had a catastrophic stroke and my brother got a gf and quit talking to me i never felt so lonely things are getting better though

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>>17665940
I won't lie to you I look like an irl matchajak

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>>17666006
It's over

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>>17666006
>most 'teens are nusois who joined after froot took over
marge…? did everyone older than that just die…?

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/calm/ christpilled music

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FIRST WARNING TROLL

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>>17666006
Me a humble froot era fossil

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>>17666006
I have some screenshots of some gems from 2023, can't believe I've been stuck on the shitty for 3 years already. Nobody does funny adventure threads anymore

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>>17666089
I came right before soypocalypse does that count

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>>17666049
much love, 'teen. I hope things start looking better soon.

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Honestly I genuinely mean it when I say I love you guys
>But we're just random nophonos on an imageboard full of bait
I know, I still love you guys
wholesomegem

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>>17666110
technically it does
so long as you joined before froot youre technically a sharty "oldfag" (though it doesnt mean much when the site is 5-6 years old itself)

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>>17666118
these are my friends, they live inside my computer

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>>17666006
I lurked on the 'ki and the 'arty around late November 2024 and finally posted around June of 2025 so about during the end of froots reign. I'm still a nusoi but not nu-nusoi

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>>17666131
Schizo gem
gem

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>>17666118
You make my you make my day yyou kame my daye you make my dayt myou kam em my odu yma mke kyou makd yrrt et dya

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>>17666135
As long as you can understand EVERYTHING, you are not a nusoi in my eyes. Being lost on how to do literally everything is nusoinigger behavior

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>>17666155
Retarded nonsense

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>>17665953
I literally experienced an earthquake among other things but the sharty helped me cope

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>>17666164
a bad one? we don't get earthquakes over here on the east coast really so I've got no idea what that's like

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>>17666164
Sometimes I meet 'teens down on their luck or full of self hate and I feel just a little bit better about myself knowing I made them feel nice

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>>17666172
A terrible one, but one must keep going

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>>17666194
wholesome.

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>>17666194
That's gemmy 'teen

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>>17666202
I'm sorry man I hope things are okay for you now. I've no idea what that must have been like.

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Fuck you niggers

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>>17666240
fuck you too nigger
wholesomeheart

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>>17666164
whats an earthquake like the most ive ever experienced one i felt like i "fell" slightly while i was sitting at my chair. i thought i was going schizo until my mom came in and told me there was an earthquake i cant imagine the entire ground shaking up and down violently

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i started using this site with most people i knew irl hating me and shieet, i only had friends through my computer for the most part who i could only see once in a while. high school sucked cock.
i went to college, most of my previous friends imploded and i dont talk to a lot of them anymore and my grandpa also died, this sites given me reprive especially since im really busy outside of it so i feel like i can call this place home.
keep on 'jakkin, 'teens.

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>>17666233
Nothing happened to me in particular or my family but it still caused a lot of damage overall, it's pretty weird how your life can end at any given moment without a warning, I saw the walls moving and crack open a little bit and all I could think about was "Is this really how it's going to end? I didn't achieve anything I dreamed of because I was too insecure to give life a try" so yeah, I'm pretty fortunate to still be alive and just wanted to share my almost-last-words with you guys

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>>17666324
where are you at if you don't mind me asking? It's gotta be either the west coast of north america or east asia. not trying to datamine you.

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i hate all of u niggas and want u dead

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>i hate all of u niggas and want u dead

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>>17666281
I was using my pc and I suddenly felt my chair shaking a bit but I didn't pay attention since it was common for it to shake a bit where I live, 5 seconds after that it suddenly became very aggressive and I realize it was serious so I ran to my door but it was locked and I watched how the walls started cracking open a bit, fortunately the keys were pretty close so I could evacuate my apartment, there wasn't some serious damage other than the cracks in the walls but other places got seriously affected, buildings collapsed entirely

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>>i hate all of u niggas and want u dead

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>>17666286
I hope things get better for you 'teen, I get what you mean

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>>17666383
stop being kind to me

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>>17666394
we're all friends here wholesomeheart

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>>17666402
okay…. fine….

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>>17666394
its ok 'teen, were here for you

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shut yo bitch ass up neegy

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>>17666350
I really want to tell you but I'm too schizo about opsec, mainly since I don't trust our administration, but I'm not American

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>>17666407
hi cliffcorder wholesomeheart

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>>17666409
thats okay 'teen

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>>17666411
blud issa tiktok meme and if your like mi you use tiktok cause your aryan

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like all sharty memes come from tiktok and xitter nowadays its sad

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>>17666415
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I think you're the only one who posts that meme geg

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>>17666428
memes like opsec level came from offsiters

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>>17666155
I wish I experienced old sharty culture, some people think 'jakking is dead, others believe in Soot's last wish, regardless of that I wish the sharty's state could improve since I really like this place guys

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>>17666439
>jakking is dead
even though there's many 'teens (me including) still 'jakking and making OC

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>>17666432
Literally not true, filter this failtroll

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>>17666443
little to none though

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>>17666432
Fair but we have always had some offsiter memes. Overall we are still making things of our own

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>>17666445
Demoralizing coal

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>Oh my god, I fucking hate being forced to go to lunch and get my goyslop that these stupid normies consume.

>This is so fucking boring holy shit. I wish someone could just gather up these cattle and kill them all. It's clear the west has fallen. These types of people shouldn't have the right to live anymore.


(Chud grabs his lunch from the lunch lady whilst monologuing in his head)

(Chud glances around the cafeteria, looking for a place to sit.)

>Alright, where the hell do I sit now? It seems like all the tables are taken…


>oh.


(Upon further inspection, Chud realizes that there's only two tables left. One populated with normies with only one seat left, and the other table with only an isolated, asleep Black girl, but with the same disadvantage as the former.)

>You have to be fucking kidding me. Why the fuck does some bad shit always have to fucking happen? Why can't my life just be normal for once? Fuck my stupid, meaningless life. I'd rather die than even attempt to speak to or bear with the loud noises of these mind-raped slaves, so I guess I'll have to settle with the negress.


(Chud sits by the once remote Black girl who's now on her phone, as she's accompanied by him now. He places his food tray on the table, puts his arms on the marble surface, rests his eyes, and prepares to doze off to sleep.)

>At least I can finally get some sleep. Maybe I can dream of having a better life.


(5 minutes pass)

<Hey, are you gonna eat that?


>Huhhzzz…… ZzzzzZzZzz… HHzhzhzzhh…..


<Hey, wake up..


>W-What..? Wher-


<Are you gonna eat your food? I'm kinda hungry…


>*disgruntled noises* Fuck off nigger… Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here… Besides, why didn't you get any food if you wanted any..?


<Excuse me, did you just call me a nigger? Oh, and the reason I didn't get any food was because I didn't feel like it at the time, Now, why did you get food if you're not gonna eat it?


>Fuck off… Nigger…


<No Cracker… (She mockingly responds)


(Chud opens his eyes a bit more)

>Oh my fucking god fuck off you stupid fucking nigger you serve no fucking purpose in society please kill yourself you dumb idiotic baboon.


<Weil, actually, I do serve a purpose, a purpose infinitely greater than your pathetic virgin ass will ever be because I'm female, and unlike you, I could actually have kids and won't end up dying alone.


<Besides, don't you have more important things to worry about? Your race is slowly dying and you can't do anything about it (Chud's eyes jolt open. His eyes glare directly at her and his head perks up with a grimace on his face.)


>My race is WHAT? I'll have you know fucking nigger. We WHITES own you. Without us, you'd have nothing and would still be getting beat just like your monkey ancestors were back then. You're so lucky we didn't just end your unintelligent pathetic race when we had the chance. You stupid fucking nigger. We gave you everything you owe, your clothes, your devices, where you stay, etcetera. Now stop talking to me.


<That's my fault. Teehee~!


<Awwwwwwww, did I make poor ol' whitey mad? I'm sorry that your race is dying and there's nothing you could do about it…..


>Kill yourself.


<You first, pedophile!


>What the fuck did you just call me you dark piece of shit?


<I called you a pedol Since, you know, Whites are highly likely to be pedophiles based on recent studies! Lots of them reallllly seem to love consuming child porn!


>Oh you dumb nigger, don't make me get into statistics… I'll have you know that all of the info you've provided was made by (((them.))) None of it was real and was made up to support your race. Fun fact, do you know that despite making up 13% of the population, niggers like you commit 50% of the crime?


<That's been debunked a long time ago.


>OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU FUCKING DIRTY NIGGER I HOPE YOU GET RAPED BY A BIG WHITE COCK AND BEG FOR MERCY LIKE THE DIRTY SLUT YOU ARE PLEASE JUST GO KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE CEASE TO EXIST YOU STUPID FUCKING APE WHY MUST YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS JUST FUCK OFF!


<Yikes, you are seriously mentally ill. Maybe you need to take some pills and relax.


>FUCK. OFF.


(Bell rings)

>Finally! Get me the fuck out of here. I am never sitting by you again.


<Bye.

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>>17666447
Tsmt dont let nusois demoralize us

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>>17666447
nigga not 1 nuvariant has caught on besides like idk Matchajak

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Even though you are all retarded, I still love you 'teens

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i want there to be more variants but most of the new ones are just shit

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>>17666458
me love you

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>>17666446
fair enough

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>>17666461
then make some

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>>17666470
show us your 'jaks wholesomeheart

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>>17666470
ohh did you make the one with the guy holding a book or something I really liked that one

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>>17666478
the only one i have saved is dis one but i switched to a NuDistro like a week ago so ya i think some might be in /r/ though

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>>17666485
open his mouth please

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i found dis on /r/ but all my other ones are just gone i guess

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>>17666495
this is gemmy OP why didn't you force it more

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>>17666502
cause i dont have it in me

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>>17666485
ah that was a fun raid

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baka

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>>17666505
it happens to the best of us

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>>17666495
I will use it in my soyquotes so your work won't go to waste

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>>17666495
they call this an elite tier soyduel weapon, you KNOW your opponent would never have a 'jak this simplistic and rare
>soyduels are dead and any of the soyduels that happen now are forced and have no soul

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>>17666517
How long is the video why won't janny approve

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>>17666517
THAT WAS A PICTURE?

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>>17666578
i wanna beat the shit out of her

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>>17666584
I know what thread you're talking about

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>>17666554
Ev&oe jannies always goon and take too long to anproov I love them too. Without them sharty couldn't exist

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wholesomeheart

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>>17666588
media pending approval is gay

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>>17666612
But it protects us from 'p

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>>17666633
yeah but I respond like a dumbass to a lot of threads because of MPA since I have to predict what it's going to be

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>>17666690
it don work

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>>17666690
>children's song
OYYYYYYYY DOCTOSSS

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>>17666712
saved you from embedded 'p

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>>17666729
Oh! Doctors!

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>>>17666633

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>>17666736
not really geg

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>>17666754
embedded 4cuck photography board DNI

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>>17666754
OYYYYY it's trying to tell us there's a secret hidden /p/ board

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Anyway 'teens I'm feeling tired and I don't feel like 'cording out here since there's IDs so I wish you all good night and success in any future endeavors

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>>17666773
same to you

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>>17666778
marge why are you trying to access the /p/ board?

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>Anyway 'teens I'm feeling tired and I don't feel like 'cording out here since there's IDs so I wish you all good night and success in any future endeavors

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>>17666808
To prove that there is no such thing obviously

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>>17666815
meds, the /p/ board is admin only

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>>17666822
meds, they don't need separate /p/ board they already have /j/

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>>17666815
janny covering up, do not try to access the /p/ board

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I think the first thing Kuz did when he bought the site was make a /p/ board



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