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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 02:41:11 №17663237 [Quote]

>ruling Crete in 1488 BCE
>Poseidon tasks you with enacting TND on the island by hunting down a BBC bull
>End up failing
>Your punishment from Poseidon is getting cucked by your wife falling in love with the literal BBC bull you were supposed to kill
>Your wife and the BBC bull end up having a mixed slopjak nigger child that eats children and has to be kept in a labyrinth due to rapeson status

Why is mythology so geggy?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 02:44:11 №17663304 [Quote]

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>>ruling Crete in 1488 BCE
>>Poseidon tasks you with enacting TND on the island by hunting down a BBC bull
>>End up failing
>>Your punishment from Poseidon is getting cucked by your wife falling in love with the literal BBC bull you were supposed to kill
>>Your wife and the BBC bull end up having a mixed slopjak nigger child that eats children and has to be kept in a labyrinth due to rapeson status
>
>Why is mythology so geggy?

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