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I want to collect a few dozen foids in a building and tie them up with vibrators on their pussies and a bottle beneath them to collect the pussy lube juice they generate from the forced gooning and just drink that instead of water

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>I want to collect a few dozen foids in a building and tie them up with vibrators on their pussies and a bottle beneath them to collect the pussy lube juice they generate from the forced gooning and just drink that instead of water

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that would be expensive

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>I want to collect a few dozen foids in a building and tie them up with vibrators on their pussies and a bottle beneath them to collect the pussy lube juice they generate from the forced gooning and just drink that instead of water

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>>17660954
Meds it should all be adult wompas

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>>17660949
If I was a rich jew I would do this

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dodis btw

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This except I'd also force feed them lactation aid and attach milking machines to their boobs. Their only purpose would be to synthesize bodiily fluids for my pleasure

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>>17660938 (OP)
why

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Ok but does pussy juice contain protein?

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>>17661055
Good idea, would make for good milk for protein shakes
>>17661067
Seems like it would be better than just generic water plebs drink

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>>17661071
It apparently contains a good amount of electrolytes

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its piss. you will be drinking piss.

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>>17661148
You're thinking of squirt (which is piss) but that's different from the lubrication juice they make

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Up

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>>17661148
That comes out of a different hole, and can also be selectively collected

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nigger you need help

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>>17661398
Cope and dial8

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>Flood detected, post discarded

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>>17661398
I need help building this harem. I'm glad you're offering to join! <3

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>>17660938 (OP)
will they all be different ethnicities?

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>>17661514
Does it make a difference?

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>>17661519
It does actually. Different ethnic groups have slight differences in vaginal microbiome makeup, and slightly different pH of excreted fluids.
As a rule of thumb, the lighter the skin, the lower the pH. For example - Eastern Asians and Europeans ranged mostly 3-4, while it gets higher the browner you go. Blacks could get as high as 5 naturally. For this reason, I'd recommend (as always) avoiding shitskins, since high vaginal pH and low hygiene (also a shitskin quality) cause a fishy smell and likely an end result that tastes poorly

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my headcannon is pussy juice tastes like coconut water

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>>17661617
You're in for a real dissapointment.

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>>17661617
you just ruined my cocoanut rum, you asshole…

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incredibly gemmy idea can i buy stock in this

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>>17661632
what does it actually taste like

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>>17661632
ill never eat pussy so idc I just have a good imagination and ill use it.

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>>17661599
What if I keep their vaginas clean?

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>I want to collect a few dozen foids in a building and tie them up with vibrators on their pussies and a bottle beneath them to collect the pussy lube juice they generate from the forced gooning and just drink that instead of water

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>>17660938 (OP)
only if they concent of course

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>>17661653
It really depends on the girl. There isn't a good way to describe it, the few times I did it would describe as a salty musky taste. There are probably girls that taste better and/or worse depending on various factors.
>>17661655
Good choice. It's one of those things where it's better to jerk off imagining it than actually doing it
>>17661660
That could assist slightly, but microbiome also has a genetic part so there is only so much you can do. Why ask? Do you want to collect nasty brown and black roasties?

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More :informative: things (You) should know.

As pussy juice is bodily excretion using fluid from the bloodstream, that means certain chemical flavors that absorb into the bloodstream and also be tasted to a degree in pussy juice.
Onions and garlic, for example, cause you bad breath even after you brush your teeth and use mouthwash because the sulfur compounds absorb into your bloodstream, and slowly dilute out your body with every breath you exhale.
This is also true for cum in both genders. You have probably heard of girls asking their boyfriends to eat certain fruits to make different cum flavors, and this is possible for girls as well.
I wouldn't recommend onions though, that's probably nasty. Probably something nice like oranges and strawberries, add a bit of fruit punch if you will

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Okay so what if in the future after open ai have used up all the water in the world for gigafly gemmies companies started producing puh juice as replacement for drinking water and they all have different flavors like strawberries and peach and some with jelly bits or fruit bits with the water. Xhey harvest puh juice by paying women to lock them in a factory and force goon them up to 8 hours. they'll squirt direcrly into a tube that will then transfer the water into a massive chamber waiting to be processed and packaged o algo

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>>17661820
Uh… why do you know all of this, exactly?

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>>17661820
can you explain the mechanism of fruit affecting taste and what effects do different fruit have on taste

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>>17661853
i just fucking do okay???

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>>17661867
Okay, man. You do you.

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>More :informative: things (You) should know.
>
>As pussy juice is bodily excretion using fluid from the bloodstream, that means certain chemical flavors that absorb into the bloodstream and also be tasted to a degree in pussy juice.
>Onions and garlic, for example, cause you bad breath even after you brush your teeth and use mouthwash because the sulfur compounds absorb into your bloodstream, and slowly dilute out your body with every breath you exhale.
>This is also true for cum in both genders. You have probably heard of girls asking their boyfriends to eat certain fruits to make different cum flavors, and this is possible for girls as well.
>I wouldn't recommend onions though, that's probably nasty. Probably something nice like oranges and strawberries, add a bit of fruit punch if you will

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>>>17661853
>i just fucking do okay???

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>>17661867
no but like explain why tf do you know this shit

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>>>17661867
>no but like explain why tf do you know this shit

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>>17661866
Certain flavor chemicals aren't fully digested and are able to pass into your blood stream. That's all really. AFAIK you can get
Sulfiric flavoring from onions and garlic
Bitter flavoring from alcohol and coffee
Sweet flavor from various fruits
I don't think it's possible to make it a CERTAIN fruit, only that you can make a general fruity flavor by feeding them fruit. When you're a rich jew though, feel free to fund your own studies on this - I'd be very interested
You can also concentrate or dilute the flavor by adjusting how well you hydrate the girl

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>>17661941
chat gpt ahh response jsid

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>>17661910
>nusois are pathetic virgins
>>17661969
>nusois lack a perfectly calibrated chatgpt radar

jsid

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This thread was nice until goongpt woke up

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>>17662112
it's called being knowledgeable. you wouldn't *know* anything about that would you

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>>17661820
What if she eats a bunch of pineapple?



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