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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:43:39 №17660194 [Quote]

If you theoretically ended up with a teacher like Miss Circle in college or senior year in high school, how would you survive the class soicuck?

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:44:08 №17660205 [Quote]

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>smug
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:44:31 №17660210 [Quote]

I would have miss circle kidnapped and placed in a human trafficking ring

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:44:53 №17660218 [Quote]

i would tell her to twerk

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:44:57 №17660220 [Quote]

>>17660194 (OP)
hello nuswa

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:47:17 №17660256 [Quote]

id BEG to be in the cuck chair

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:47:29 №17660262 [Quote]

mossad goonshit

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:47:59 №17660270 [Quote]

I would skip school everyday to browse muh snarky snappy

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:48:21 №17660279 [Quote]

i would be the 4th and then claim fpe lost, ONLY IN THIS SCENARIO

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:48:22 №17660281 [Quote]

>>17660270
What if she tried to kill you for skipping school?

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:48:28 №17660284 [Quote]

Ill kill myxelf because i dont wnana get epid

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:48:44 №17660290 [Quote]

>>17660281
If she tried to kill me out of the school she would get arrested

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:48:58 №17660294 [Quote]

whos miss circle

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:49:13 №17660299 [Quote]

give her oreos then the rest is up to me

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:49:13 №17660300 [Quote]

I would win because xe is a 2d character meanwhile we are in a 3d world so xe would just not exist or something

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:49:18 №17660302 [Quote]

>>17660294
sisa in picrel

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:50:09 №17660316 [Quote]

I'd eat her fat ass every day nigga; that's how I'd survive her.

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:50:41 №17660325 [Quote]

>>17660316
her booty tastes like oreos cobson

cobson

yum

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:50:48 №17660327 [Quote]

>>17660194 (OP)
I would have sex with miss circle with my BBC thus cucking everyother Timmy in class

i have BIG BLACK BALLS

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:51:02 №17660331 [Quote]

have sex with her

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:51:27 №17660338 [Quote]

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>>17660316
>eating miss circles fat ass every day

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:51:52 №17660348 [Quote]

>>17660338
go back to tiktok nigger

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:51:56 №17660353 [Quote]

shoot her in the face

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:52:17 №17660359 [Quote]

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>>17660327
>Timmy

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:53:17 №17660369 [Quote]

Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:53:48 №17660375 [Quote]

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 23:54:52 №17660398 [Quote]

>>17660338
stay here tiktok aryan

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:00:18 №17660466 [Quote]

Rape her as a punishment for her crimes

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:00:52 №17660471 [Quote]

As long as I bring a daily pack of Oreos then I'll be fine

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:02:00 №17660479 [Quote]

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>raping your teacher

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:02:39 №17660491 [Quote]

>>17660479
doctos soyjack wouldn't do that

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:03:30 №17660498 [Quote]

What do you guys think miss circle's asshole smells like?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:04:05 №17660506 [Quote]

>>17660498
like liquid shit

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:04:22 №17660511 [Quote]

and oreos

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:05:24 №17660521 [Quote]

>>17660498
that's just asking what any asshole would smell like, retard

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:05:49 №17660529 [Quote]

>>17660521
some assholes smell different due to hygiene and diet

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:06:54 №17660544 [Quote]

>>17660529
do we know what miss circle's diet or hygiene is

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:07:11 №17660549 [Quote]

>snopesing what miss circle's asshole might smell like

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:07:24 №17660552 [Quote]

>>17660544
yes its oreos

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:07:27 №17660554 [Quote]

>>17660544
her diet is purely based on oreos

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:07:28 №17660555 [Quote]

>>17660544
With the amount of oreos she eats, I doubt it's healthy.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:16 №17660569 [Quote]

Now I'd assume her hygiene is not that good because she is evil and shit and probably doesn't care about it

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:23 №17660570 [Quote]

>>17660555
that's why she is so fat

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:26 №17660571 [Quote]

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:32 №17660574 [Quote]

>>17660544

>>17660552
>>17660554
>>17660555
actually she eats students since shes an evil cannibal

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:34 №17660575 [Quote]

I was going to say I would grab her boobs or ass but then I realized she's made of paper so there's won't be anything I could grab.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:08:40 №17660580 [Quote]

>>17660506
so xe is right

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:09:07 №17660586 [Quote]

>>17660575
>getting papercuts on your penis because you tried to rape miss circle

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:09:13 №17660588 [Quote]

>>17660575
That's something you learn at Fundamental Paper Education

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:09:19 №17660590 [Quote]

stab miss circle with a knife she is evil and needs to be eradicated

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:09:40 №17660597 [Quote]

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>>17660205
OY DOCTOS

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:10:04 №17660607 [Quote]

>>17660574
Wait you are right, so just meat and oreos. that's horrible

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:10:44 №17660619 [Quote]

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>killing evil people

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:12:42 №17660643 [Quote]

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the meat would just be like meat or something according to AI

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:13:04 №17660653 [Quote]

miss circle futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:13:20 №17660658 [Quote]

>If you theoretically ended up with a teacher like Miss Circle in college or senior year in high school, how would you survive the class soicuck?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:13:44 №17660666 [Quote]

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>>killing evil people

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:13:48 №17660668 [Quote]

>>17660653
OYYYYYYY DOCTOSSSSSSSS

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:14:21 №17660682 [Quote]

chudcels would be rapeslaves for miss circle's ginormous futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:14:52 №17660694 [Quote]

>>17660682
marge

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:15:16 №17660704 [Quote]

>miss circle is a troon theory

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:15:28 №17660707 [Quote]

>>17660682
This but replace "futa cock" with "ass"

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:15:52 №17660716 [Quote]

chudcels would be sissy cocksleeve meat toilets for miss circle's ginormous futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:16:01 №17660718 [Quote]

>>17660658
israel genocide abnd shiieet

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:16:18 №17660729 [Quote]

>>17660716
pantied and sissified

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:17:23 №17660750 [Quote]

>>17660704
futas arent trannies nusoi

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:17:30 №17660753 [Quote]

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>raping only moids with your giant futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:17:37 №17660756 [Quote]

>>17660750
they are

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:17:52 №17660762 [Quote]

>>17660750
They kind of are

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:17:57 №17660765 [Quote]

nusois dont even know the difference between futas and trannies, geg!

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:18:30 №17660774 [Quote]

>>17660756
>>17660762
no they arent. futas are born female and have a cock. trannies are crossdressing men.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:18:55 №17660785 [Quote]

>>17660765
If you enjoy "futa", you would also enjoy trannies but don't want to call it that

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:19:01 №17660786 [Quote]

>>17660774
biggest camskin cope retard, you are just a fagit

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:19:16 №17660792 [Quote]

>>17660205
I'm sorry, but who are you quoting?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:19:22 №17660793 [Quote]

>>17660774
This is some retarded gaynigga mayo shit

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:19:31 №17660798 [Quote]

>>17660792
>file name in OP's picrel

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:19:48 №17660800 [Quote]

>>17660785
trannies dont look like women retard

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:20:28 №17660815 [Quote]

>>17660800
Retarded mayoskin basically admitting he'd fuck a tranny if they would pass

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:20:33 №17660817 [Quote]

ITT we dosciss futa because we are rtearadeds

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:20:38 №17660819 [Quote]

>>17660479
>>17660549
>>17660586
>>17660658
>>17660666
>>17660704
>>17660753
I'm sorry, but who are you quoting?

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:20:48 №17660822 [Quote]

>>17660786
its not gay to fuck futas

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:20:59 №17660825 [Quote]

>>17660815
emergency gigachad

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:21:14 №17660831 [Quote]

>>17660815
I would.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:21:24 №17660836 [Quote]

>>17660819
go back to 4cuck

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:21:30 №17660837 [Quote]

>>17660822
erm… futa fucks you with her ginormous cock and HUGE balls, incel.

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:21:31 №17660838 [Quote]

>>17660822
this is what the greeks said when they had gay sex or something

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:21:57 №17660843 [Quote]

>>17660837
i need miss circles fat futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:22:58 №17660855 [Quote]

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Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:23:00 №17660857 [Quote]

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>>>17660837
>i need miss circles fat futa cock

Chud 09/07/26 (Mon) 00:49:58 №17661244 [Quote]

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