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how do i cum without touching my dick

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Rub your dick against your bed

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dildo

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>>17658551
i want to cum while im sitting

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hump a pillow

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>>17658522 (OP)
blow your penis off

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actually fuck a girl maybe

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JSID

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>>17658522 (OP)
use a fleshlight

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slam your prostate

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Get somebody to cut off your head and have an autojerk machine going on instead of masturbating to getting your head cut off

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>not a single soicaca can even contemplate having sex

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>how do i cum without touching my dick

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>not being able to contemplate having sex

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dildo

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>>17658577
i had sex but it was with a dude

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>>17658577
i've been talking with a girl recently

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>>17658604
masturbate using her pussy

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>>17658634
so your telling me to fuck her

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impossible

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I've done this in two different ways
Method 1 - prostate (easier): stick a finger in your asshole and find your prostate (look up a tutorial it's not too hard). Once you've found it just press on it repeatedly until you eventually cum. The hard part is that you might not be sure you're actually touching the prostate, it's not super sensitive, but you will feel it a little. The orgasm is actually more strong too.
Method 2 - true hands free (more difficult): This method is basically about flexing your stomach which for some reason can make you cum. It's difficult to do so it's best if you wait like 5 or more days without cumming so you can cum more easily and are more horny. How it works is you need to be very relaxed and horny, and then just slowly breathe in and out like you're meditating, but every time you breathe out flex your lower stomach and dick hard. You should feel like you're trying to sort of push the cum out of you like you would push shit out of your ass. Don't actually try to shit though, you should be pressing "forward" and not "backwards". And it's different from trying to pee. It's hard to explain in words. I've managed to successfully cum this way twice in my life. It's not worth it though except just to see if you can do it.

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>>17658647
how do i masturbate with her pussy if i dont stick it in there

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>>17658659
nusois don't know about pussyjobs

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>>17658551
dont do this. i did it and now my penis doesnt work anymore

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>>17658657
KILL. ALL. NEUTRALPOSTERS.

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>>17658666
i forgot about that
>might need a condom still

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Fuck a foid

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>>17658677
read here it could happen soon >>17658604

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>>17658643
Fuck her

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>>17658674
just cum upwards and away dumbass

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>>17658686
Geeeg itt we get op to fuck the girl hes been talking to

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>>17658604
what does she look like

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How the fuck are nusois getting pussy i thought everyone here were truecels

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>>17658696
basic girl

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>>17658697
Fuck off nigger

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>>17658697
they're all from tiktok.com

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>>17658672
OP was just asking a question and I answered it cause I happen to know about this

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>>17658702
if i were er id hang you and rape you fuck you sexhaver

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>>17658710
i never used tiktok a day in my life

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>>17658715
Try me swarthoid kike

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>>17658701
do u like her

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op has a bwc

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>>17658737
Op is chad

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>>17658726
Does xhe like you

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Should he JSID?

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>>17658802
im OP but yes

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>>17658758
Did you ask her on a date yet

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stick it in a vagina

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>>17658822
why not soicaca

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>>17658837
i only get to see her for 2 minutes per day if im lucky

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>>17658854
how the fuck are you talking to her then

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>>17658879
we have known each other for a while thats all

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>>17658899
How long…

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>>17658932
2 years
>how have i not asked her out yet

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>>17658944
>>17658932
get a room and ffuck already you faggots

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>>17658944
you're hopeless

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bump because i want a girlfriend now

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>how do i cum without touching my dick
retard the journey is more fun than the orgasm

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>let me just skip the most enjoyable thing about masturbating and skip straight to the orgasm
fucking retard

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>how do i cum without touching my dick

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>>17658944
>talking to a girl for 2 minutes a day for 2 years
How does this even happen?

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Technically by going to sleep

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>>17658657
i was never able to find my prostate it all just feels like flesh in there am i not reaching deep enough or what

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>>17659416
are wet dreams actually real? I have never ever in my life have gotten a wet dream

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i have also never masturbated in my life

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i used my thighs to jerk off once so that

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>>17658657
i can vouch for method 2, i managed to cum doing this once, wasnt easy doe

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>>17659468
Yeah, it happens when you haven’t gooned in awhile

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>>17659501
I have never masturbated in my life doe

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>>17659501
i have to wait fuck

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is something wrong with me why have i never gotten a wet dream

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maybe i just forgot

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>>17659536
same here

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>>17659367
simping

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sex

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>>17659456
bump i want an answer cumming from my prostate sounds kino

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>>17659603
that sounds gay ew

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just wank it bro it's not that deep

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>>17659613
how is it any gayer from jacking off

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>>17659619
i want to cum in public

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>>17659620
>let me shove something in my ass (be it a finger or anything else) to stimulate my prostate
does that not sound gay as hell

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>>17659624
just hump a surface

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dont make it too obvious

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>>17658601
should salt JSID

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>>17659633
>let me jack off this dick with my hand
its the same shit dude its not gay

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everybaldi here is gay except me

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>>17659652
fuck you i dont have an argument against this so fuck you

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>>17659652
SELF. PLEASURE. IS. NOT. GAY.

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you are wrong

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>>17659668
hedonism is gay o algo



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