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I hate how i have the perfect face and body to have transitioned (even way past puberty) but because i live in fucking russia i cant and theyre going to make me go to the army and get shaved or raped by my NCO for a year straight

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>I hate how i have the perfect face and body to have transitioned (even way past puberty) but because i live in fucking russia i cant and theyre going to make me go to the army and get shaved or raped by my NCO for a year straight

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>>17657477
shit pindoses post

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>I hate how i have the perfect face and body to have transitioned (even way past puberty) but because i live in fucking russia i cant and theyre going to make me go to the army and get shaved or raped by my NCO for a year straight

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sewerslvt govno blyat

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>>I hate how i have the perfect face and body to have transitioned (even way past puberty) but because i live in fucking russia i cant and theyre going to make me go to the army and get shaved or raped by my NCO for a year straight

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if you emigrate to EU you can get raped by me instead, without the shaving part

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>>>17657477 (You)
>shit pindoses post

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Baiting in 2026πŸ’€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€

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>>17657505
i cant i tried already but i failed to get into university i nthe EU and the diploma im taking now would be worthless

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>>>17657505
>i cant i tried already but i failed to get into university i nthe EU and the diploma im taking now would be worthless

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Bait don't reply

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>>17657573
im serious

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>>17657521
if you smuggle some russian military surplus for me we can have a fake marriage certificate

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can i rape you

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>>17657641
ill just rope in a few weeks and hope respawning is a thing

>>17657656
can you people genuinelly not go 2 seconds without thinking about sex?

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>>17657669
can i eat your ass nigga

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>>17657449 (OP)
I heard you can get refugee citizenship by reason of being an oppressed lgbt person in Netherlands pretty easily

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>>17657714
i tried, it doesnt work anymore because of the sanctions on all travel to the EU

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>>17657707
YOU FUCKING LITTLE SLUT HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU DARE TO FUCKING REJECT ME LIKE THAT I HOPE A FUCKING DRONE BOMBS AND KILLS YOU LITTLE FAGGOT TROON FUCK YOURE SUCH A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOBODY LOVES YOU IF YOU FUCKING LET ME FUCK YOU I WOULDVE MAYBE THOUGHT YOU WERE WORTH SOMETHING BUT YOU SERIOUSLY DONT HAVE THE MORAL HIGH GROUND. FAIL.

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>>17657669
since youre roping anyway you should try smuggling this across the border for me, either you get shot by the polish border guard or I pay you enough money to go ack in switzerland
stuff I need (sizes 50-52/17)
gorka 3 in partizan camo
gorka 3 in regular pattern
partizan suit in ss leto
smersh (old gen)
nerpa vest
-naturally everything from SSO
ak plum furniture
ak bakelite furniture
aks74
izmash saiga 12

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>>17657669
can i eat your ass too

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>>17657725
Transitioning will just make it worse instead go outside and stop being chronically online

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>>17657736
guns and gun parts are near unobtainium and impossible to get across the border

SSO stuff, Gorkas (originals), non ratnik gear in general, has also dried up here aswell outside of some random milsurp places in Magadan or some other shithole

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>>17657770
it's ober for rusfor chads

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>>17657707
you dont pass by the way and you never will you will die as a man and you will never feel me slipping into your hole
fuck you i love you so much but you just treat me like shit fuck

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>>17657725
shame, I probably won't have to go to the army, but my backup plan is getting a marriage visa with my friend in Europe and getting somehow a citizenship from there.
I also heard Armenia freely accepts russians who don't want to serve in the army

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Testing if super saging a thread works when i do it

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>>17657812
it doesnt…

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>>17657792
im sorry anon

>>17657785
you can get repros….
theres also *sometimes* 90s era stuff from the MOD, MVD stuff however is also all gone (or 'demilled', ie. someone hacked it up with a boxcutter and it was left sitting in open air for 20 years)

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>>17657800
dude i love you so much ive read all your posts i memorize the way you type and i love it so much
stop being an asshole stop being so mean and just reacj out you know where to find me

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>>17657826
i need you.

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>>17657852
im sorry it simply cant happen
please just install grindr or something

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>>17657826
repro prices are inflated as fuck, even on aliexpress for some fucking reason

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>>17657887
i tried putting together some chechnya era kits a few years back when i still had some joy left in my life and trust me the repros are very decently priced, especially compared to what real ones cost even here

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>>17657863
why cant it happen
just give this a shot im not so far

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this thread is proof sharty desperately needs /soc/ and /lgbt/

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>>17657912
>NOOOOOOOOOO BUT WHAT ABOUT LE SSO I NEED MY KIT TO BE LE KOSHER!!! ONLY QUALITY SSO GEAR ALLOWED EVENDOE MODERN SSO STUFF IS ALIEXPRESS TIER!!! I NEED MY HECKING UPDOOTS ON R/RUSFOR AND R/AIRSOFTCIRCLEJERK!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>17657968
for airsfot especially you wont notice any difference repro vs real btw

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>>17657980
I gave up on doing kosher or impression kits after I got priced out from surplus stuff since the war started
I just buy combloc stuff I find cheap and that werks for my usecase

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>>17658039
serb and romanian is underscalped (well serb not so much for some reason americacas clitty leak on oakleaf and para camo)

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>>17658059
true, yugo stuff is pretty cheep here, I got an ak bayonet recently for literally nothing

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>>17657449 (OP)
have you tried raping and fragging your NCO and then surrendering to Ukraine and becoming NATO goycattle

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>>17658130
ukrainians just kill you if you surrender tho
or same problem as with getting raped by your guys

although im not going to the SMO im not a contract soldier ill just be a conscript



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