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How do I prepare my asshole for anal sex? I am going to be having gay sex with my friend in around 2 hours and I am going to be the bottom.
I am really scared of accidentally shitting and farting all over him, which is not my desired outcome of our interaction together. All advice is welcome.

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>How do I prepare my asshole for anal sex? I am going to be having gay sex with my friend in around 2 hours and I am going to be the bottom.
>I am really scared of accidentally shitting and farting all over him, which is not my desired outcome of our interaction together. All advice is welcome.

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>>17652727
Geg i was thinking about you

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I don't know use a dildo or something like that yeah

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>>17652738
think of the devil

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>>17652727
FrogSissies666.png GET is really close, should we accelerate it?

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>How do I prepare my asshole for anal sex? I am going to be having gay sex with my friend in around 2 hours and I am going to be the bottom.
>I am really scared of accidentally shitting and farting all over him, which is not my desired outcome of our interaction together. All advice is welcome.

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>>17652770
>50MB
IT'S EMBEDDED OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>>17652770 (You)
>>50MB
>IT'S EMBEDDED OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>17652810
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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as a top who did anal with everyone I slept with I can tell you having poop on your dick is an expected outcome and if you're too scared of it don't

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>how can i prepare my asshole for hiding a bomb?

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>>17652874
ignore that its bin laden i dont have any other islamic jaks

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fill your ass with water with your shower hat and shit it out again, do it until only just water comes out and then wait maybe half an hour to an hour to do it again after that your bussy should be sparkling clean and ready for cock

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>>>17652727 (You)
>FrogSissies666.png GET is really close, should we accelerate it?

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Frogchad, you're supposed to empty your colon with water douches. Better off canceling your hot gay sex goonsesh and do that beforehand next time. It's better to have some blueballs instead of shitting on your pozzed bvll's bibisi.

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>>17652704 (OP)
Shit is great lube

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>>17653135
Alright then.

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>>17653135
he might not notice the shit on his bbc though because it's the same color

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>>17653388
Ah yes, on second thought, OP may carry on. It'll serve as free lube anyways, i do that from time to time too.

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>>17653421
shit doesnt act as a very good lubricant though it's more like the opposite and feels really rough and dry when getting butt fucked.



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