>be me>decide to learn to cook because "how hard could it be">watch one (1) youtube video>buy $80 worth of specialty ingredients for a recipe that serves 2>kitchen looks like a crime scene within 10 minutes>smoke alarm becomes a percussion instru

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Chud 09/06/26 (Sun) 05:09:47 №17643148 [Quote]

>be me
>decide to learn to cook because "how hard could it be"
>watch one (1) youtube video
>buy $80 worth of specialty ingredients for a recipe that serves 2
>kitchen looks like a crime scene within 10 minutes
>smoke alarm becomes a percussion instrument
>somehow the dish is actually decent
>roommate walks in, asks what happened
>tell him nothing happened
>he does not believe me
>mfw i still haven't cleaned the ceiling

anyway how does sauce end up on the ceiling, does anyone actually know