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>tfw you realize you have a completely irrational opinion about something nobody else cares about
what's yours? don't give me politics or some redditor-tier essay just post your most autistic hill to die on

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Skibidi toilet is actually really good

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Parents who let children under the age of 13 use smartphones in public should be arrested for child abuse. Video games should be banned for children under 10.

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>>17643017
this is a political statement

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if we don't colonize space we won't advance as a society

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You shouldn't be allowed to use the internet without adult supervision before the age of 18.

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ytboi poop is superior to nigger poop

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disco was not ruined by white people.

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Strangeways is the best smiths album

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>>17643025
tsmt, thoughever I think it should be taken more extreme and we shouldn't care about the environment or global warming as much and focus more on space colonization, because it's more important

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>>17643044
i agree

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Eating in public should warrant an indecency charge.

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graphic design is so fucking gay and derivative now

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>>17643059
I think everyone would agree with you

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I fucking hate the bird of paradise plant. It's a stupid fucking gimmick. I get that if it exists in nature, God wanted it that way, and that's ok. But dumb fucking peopel buy 100,0000 of them because of the gimmick that AWW IT LOOKS LIKE A BIRD!

It's fucking stupid. They don't appreciate nature. Nature doesn't need to look like something else you stupid fucking infant toddler. It is what it is. Let it be. Also, kill yourself.

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>>17643068
reddit-tier essay

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>>17643072
You wanted non-political shit.

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>>17643072
even got the reddit spacing kek

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>>17643075
you are brown

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>>17643064
not most people on instagram and graphic design circles

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Modern architecture is fucking gay, as is life in general. Women shouldn't wear yoga pants. These fat ho's who read sex books about minotaurs should be shot, or at least condemned to some kind of nunnery. Uncontrolled female sexuality is a civilization-melting acid.

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The plant rage post reminded me of something: Variegated leaves are overrated. I even kind of like them, but holy crap women need to get their act together when it comes to indoor plants.

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>>17643068
I sort of get what you mean they would be cool novelty if you didn't see them 24/7 but they are definitely overdone in some areas of the U.S

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>>17643006 (OP)
Gaming UX is so bad a god of war game taking place in the middle ages and call of duty both have UIs that look like they either come from Hulu or a mobile game. Niggers and Zoomers will call me retarded for caring about a menu in a video game but it feels so infantilizing I hate it.
Why does my gun in call of duty zombies need a fortnite rarity color to tell me that this 1911 is actually 6x better than this M16 because the m16 is Grey.
I HQTE FORTNITE COLORS!! PAYDAY 2 HAS IT, KILLING FLOOR HAS IT, DYING LIGHT 2 HAS IT.

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I fucking hate IPAs. They taste like shit. They're extremely bitter. They taste like pine sol. It's one of those things that I can't even understand why people like them. It seems like liking being fucked in the ass, or being raped, or eating shit. Or maybe eating shit that someone has already eaten and puked up. I don't even get the possible appeal. Like I get why someone likes reggae. I don't like it but maybe if I was really high or some shit I would understand. And also stupid. But I don't see the angle for IPAs. Seems like white masochism.

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>>17643120
Porn is absolutely destroying humanity. The sexual revolution was a mistake and everything about it needs to ben rolled back. It's not even a debate at this point, it's just lies and coping from porn addicts.

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>>17643139
The enshittification of life is quite something to see. The homogeny is extreme and it's also not true that it's some local minima of maximum efficiency. Like it's not like something that's a "solved problem," UI design is actually going backwards. I played the recent MW4 beta and the menus are confusing and counterintuitive and shitty and floaty, for no discernible reason. Yes I am a boomer but still, you could make it more intuitive.

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>>17643139
I REALLY agree with you on the UX stuff and I think it partially has to due with most graphic design jobs getting outsourced to indians, all of these indians online make the same minimalist fortnite looking shit its so ugly looking everyone is trying to do some knock off apple, ios, ui thing in vidya that's only appealing to babies with low attention spans that need big obvious buttons

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Stores need to be banned from baiting you into a rewards program or giving them your phone number for any other source of datamining. It's rediculous that they can just bait the goyim into selling their own personal information to them without them even knowing that their data is worth money and that this rewards program sale isn't just free out of the kindness of the stores' heart. It's just serveillancing millions of Boomers who are just led like sheep into it for a dollar in saving.

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>>17643189
I fucking hate how they say "so what's a good number for you" now instead of "would you be interested in our rewards program". They know zoomers are spineless retards and will just give their info away.

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Twitch streams piss me off. When I was a young boy I would go over to other kids houses and having to watch another person game while I had to sit there impotently was a kind of humiliation ritual / proto foretaste of cuckoldry that I would never wish to willingly redo again. Explain to me how we have more media than ever before in the sense that we have various golden ages of movies, tv, video games, literature, art behind us (and more easily accessible than ever before in history), such that new media ought to be of insane quality (or people ought to spend their free time enjoying the greatest achievements of the past), and yet for some reason most people spend their time watching hours and hours of twitch streams, watching some fat bald faggot dribble """"Content"""" to them for hours in the parasocial mob.

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>>17643218
uhh okay mac and cheese mixed with mayonnaise tastes great!

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okay heres a non political one
i dont like soyjaks made after 2020 theyre all gay and for self inserting

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Every concert I've ever been to has been both painfully loud and also almost impossible to hear. Even with musicians whom I like when listening on youtube or something, in person it sounds like shit. My suspicion is that there is a gaggle of "core fanbase" faggots who have been going to concerts for years and years such that their ears are deafened to the point that to better fit their tastes the music needs to be at a volume painful to any sane person. I don't understand it otherwise. It ruins the experience. And having to bring earplugs or something is totally insane and counterproductive. It makes the music even more difficult to hear / muddy.

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>>17643229
self inserting usually means political self inserting

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that 99% of anime is degenerate and should be completely avoided

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minecraft is boring as shit and the devs add nothing each update

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>>17643246
>degenerate
politixal

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I fucking hate bars. I'm not antisocial they're just loud as shit and everybody already knows each other and interacts in groups.

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>>17643251
fuck you it moral not political

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>>17643253
The ambient volume now present in every formerly normal social activity is incomprehensible to me

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heres a very specific one but i hate it when people write iapetus as lapetus

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>>17643163
Contractors don't put any soul into the games that they make and every single big studio uses them for 80% of the work so every game has the exact same looking forests, deserts, dialogue, character design, font, ui design, Cod Zombies just looks like fucking multiplayer now it makes me want to end it all.

And you'rs never gonna be able to complain about it to anyone the same reason that people think that complaining about cosmetics in games are whiny and stupid:
>Skins and UI don't affect gameplay bro, who cares man if yoy really want gold camo just buy it from the store
instead of settng a goal for yourself to unlock every gun skin to get gold or to reach max prestige in halo to get really cool suit armor you just buy it now

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the planet uranus should have been named caelus because uranus is gay and is a greek god not a roman one like every other planet

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>>17643218
>rewards programs are snca and people think im weird for not using them
>>17643223
Fuck off nigger im not a same fag

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>>17643213
>watching twitch streams is like being cucked and a waste of time
trvke

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I really don't like dogs, especially this shitty type of dog. But also poodles. Most small dogs are really bad. Most dogs are bad. They're ugly and stupid. Also, the mindset required to get a dog is really wretched. You want a worshipful little wretched dobby-like slave who will bolster your feeble ego. It's really underrated how shitty of a person you have to be to have one. I once read this guy online say that whenever a dog barks, they are saying ME, ME ME ME ME! and that seems pretty true. I often fantasize about wandering around bad neighborhoods until a loose dog attacks me so I have an opportunity to kill it with plausible deniability/self-defense. Yes I also hate pitbulls, but that's a more common opinion. Of course there are loyal/noble dogs, as well as dogs that aren't completely fucking useless… but most dogs are poorly trained and shitty, jumping all over you, licking inside their owner's mouth (it's always some dumb bitch), barking endlessly/barking at you/barking at other dogs. It's all too much at this point.

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Humanity is awesome and hating on it is for retarded reddit trannies who constantly whine about heccin evil inventions like AI

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>>17643353
Dogs are smelly and always jump on you when you first meet them. I don't understand why people like dogs.

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>>17643333
especially if it's a girl, and even more if it's a v-tuber

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>>17643282
>>Skins and UI don't affect gameplay bro, who cares man if yoy really want gold camo just buy it from the store
People's indifference to just everything makes me seethe so hard, very few people understand that it's the little details that are reflective of the larger work as a whole. If you don't give a fuck about skins and cosmetics and UI then the larger game probably sucks ass too, games aren't just one little piece they are a collection of decisions and if one is really bad the rest of the game is most likely shit too.

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>>17643374
Vtuber is a new low of society, especially if it's a fat bitch, and double especially if it's a male, triple especially if, as sometimes happens, he doesn't even bother to change his voice. How long, O lord.

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I have never seen a single video essay of any merit. They are the most pseudointellectual slop medium. I recently saw a cathartic starter pack type meme about how shitty they are, and it was really on point. You have young people who were never educated who think they know how to think, think they understand things, and worst of all think they have something to say about… something… when they don't. It's all just "vibes" with this incredibly snarky 'persuasive' tone of voice. Like their sincerity is proof that their vague dogshit disconnected opinions mean anything.

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>>17643390
Maybe we should just nuke the internet. We need a do over.

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peckerwoods aint shit

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Even prior to its current shitty form, debate club is evil and never should be allowed to exist, let alone encouraged for children. It's literally sophistry.

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>>17643365
You wouldn't get it. Reddit doesn't get it either, they're just mad about porn artists getting screwed.

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>>17643367
My dog is ayran. All the people in my house sit around and complain lazily, but my dog is a killer Bvll who i take on forty minute walks to intimidate pedestrians with and explore nature. Its really funny when sbe jumps on people, because shes trying to lick your mouth, and she has a barrel chest so you better be able to stop her or she'll make you her bitch. She doesnt annoy me either she just looks me in the eyes when she wants to go out and lays around when she doesnt, usually in presence with me.

Little dogs are entitled and spoiled and so fucking annoying and unintelligent

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>>17643353
pets in general, people don't fucking take care of them or train them properly. personally I hate cat owners, because cats are highly independent and skilled hunters, yet because of this people keep them indoors fucking 24/7 when they need the opposite, because they probably have even higher needs for stimulation than dogs.

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bbc one bowser is the most powerful bowser

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>>17643490
This may be so, but if you let them outside without a bell they will harm/decimate local bird populations. Yet the bell would seem to infinitely frustrate them.

I think like 90% of domestic pets of any kind are depressed or something. I don't know what the solution is.

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>>17643383
"Stop caring" is one of the biggest reasons why life is so bad. Retards and evil people make life awful, and this is almost always their first excuse to handwave any possible issues away.

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>>17643498
yeah fuck off no one is agreeing with you, you are just being a contrarian asshole for no reason



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