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My girlfriend with autism who really wants to fuck me when we get married is fucking obsessed. She wants to install a location tracker, ok, I do that, a few days goes by, now she wants to INSTALL PARENTAL CONTROLS AND A VNC SERVER on my phone so she can see whatever im looking at. i havent fapped in years but i dont want her finding out about this
what do i do?

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Bro just fuck her and she'll be fine.

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lucky

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>>17638581 (OP)
Is she ugly

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tell her to fuck off
if she's so obsessed with you and so in love with you then you'll be fine ig

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>>17638619
no but shes like emo and tall with a bunch of piercings and black hair

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>getting honeypotted by a fed for W goons
nusois

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Some die of thirst while others drown in water

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She's crazy for you, be glad she cares about you this much

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Opsec level: girlfriend installed parental controls on my phone

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>finding op's phone on vncjew

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What app are you using for location tracking

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>Yeeeesss let me wiretap you and install spyware on your every device i promise you the spergoons will be worth it come on

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>VNC server
Glows, how does she have such technical knowledge?

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>>17638581 (OP)
>my girlfriend
leave my website normie

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>>17638815
it's a fed

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Nigga that isnt a healthy relationship

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>>17638850
>caring about healthy relationships in the big 26
beggars cant be choosers

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put some fucking boundaries

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Is she like interested in computer soyence or what?
Also what would make you interesting to feds I wonder

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>>17638581 (OP)
kill her

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>>17638864
if u dont put boundaries break up

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>>17638759
life360
>>17638815
she asked google gemini

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and I thought my girlfriend was similarly crazy already but she's far from being as bad as this what the fuck (she's also autistic, it's all probably a trait spergs share)

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>My girlfriend with autism who really wants to fuck me when we get married is fucking obsessed. She wants to install a location tracker, ok, I do that, a few days goes by, now she wants to INSTALL PARENTAL CONTROLS AND A VNC SERVER on my phone so she can see whatever im looking at. i havent fapped in years but i dont want her finding out about this
>what do i do?

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>>17639240
Gemmy soyquote which BTFO OP

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>when we get married

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bvmp



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