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How do I rizz up the cute cashier girl at my local gas station?

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dont say you use the sharty

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say your a billionaire with muscles

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whip out your coqqer

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I went there yesterday to buy a coffee and the fucking lid didnt fit on the cup because the faggot nigger that designed them didnt make them so that they'd fit onto the small size coffee cups so I ended up autistically fiddling around with it but it wouldnt fucking fit so I ended up going to the counter without a lid on it and when I got into my car I burned the fuck out of my tongue trying to take some sips of it so it wouldnt spill all over as I was driving because the machine fills up the cup to the brim for some fucking reason and I still ended up spilling some
I'm such a fucking chud man its over

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>I'm such a fucking chud man its over



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