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I'm average height, anglo-celtic, T07 eyes, good looks, dress average, and obviously have a spergy personality as a sharty user, but for some reason I have eyebags that are impossible to get rid of. I think it has something to do with my seasonal allergies, for which I take Claritin. I know this is apparently the sharty incel board, and I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman. Any tips on improving my condition? (picrel because allergies)

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>I'm average height, anglo-celtic, T07 eyes, good looks, dress average, and obviously have a spergy personality as a sharty user, but for some reason I have eyebags that are impossible to get rid of. I think it has something to do with my seasonal allergies, for which I take Claritin. I know this is apparently the sharty incel board, and I have never been in a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman. Any tips on improving my condition? (picrel because allergies)

 17633966[Quote]

By sleeping more and improving blood flow by not eating goyslop and eating raw primal instead

 17633986[Quote]

stop obsessing over your appearance. who the hell knows they have 'T07' eyes?
maybe spend some time off the computer

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>Baby, I got grass just like soccer cleats
>Blow me like a whistle, baby girl must be a referee
>Money over hoes but it's Cobras over everything
>Married to the money, ho, so you can't get no wedding ring

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>>17633943 (OP)
It's most likely a negative orbital vector if you can't get rid of them no matter what you seem to do (sleep, medicine, etc.), solutions: filler, infraorbital implant, lower blepharoplasty. Don't listen to these Goatis fan jesters "muh primal"

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become a monk

 17634062[Quote]

You should eat raw liver

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>copypasting from /r9k/ to bait nusois



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