/soy/ - Soyjaks

>The first is a red herring, a figureheard who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.
Quote was thought to be Admin 6 but he wasn't, he was just another incompetent and smelly admin like Froot
>The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.
Happening RIGHT NOW
>The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.
Already happening with sharty and the 'ru
>The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.
His final wish was "never stop jakkin" and it's already beginning to happen, there is more NAS than IAS on /soy/ often
>The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.
Assuming this means lots of coal and brimstone, this is happening too. Also the fact that the default theme is the dark theme is hilariously fitting for this prophecy.
>The sixth takes the form of a video.
Gore and other antimatter videos could represent this.
>The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.
The old order seems to refer to the five board plan according to the wiki, not happened yet.

SIX OUT OF THREMBO
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THE END