/soy/ - Soyjaks

Yes I am him, how could you tell

My old teacher lol
Health advice

Reddit is normie website

>>17628032
Yeah with how insane redditors are, it's easy to forget that it still has a casual normie userbase instead of being a full 1984 basement echochamber.

>>17628058
They talk about bills and taxes and stuff Reddit is the most normie website there is

>>17628075
Also my mom used it for healthcare stuff too i think

>>17628075
Yeah, but it's still sad that they don't do anything about 'P subreddits.

>>17628032
reddit has two sides its IRL soyjaks and the other side is even darker than the jarty 4cuck and discord combined there used to be an r/jailbait and a bunch of animal gore ones and they still have boards like r/teens where people kids are obviously getting groomed. they are legit more darker and evil than any failtrolls than we have ever encountered

>>17628117
Crazy how reddit is an unmoderated shithole like 8cuck and terrorgram yet the jannies instantly wake up when receiving reports for hecking racism.

My sisters used to attend fancy summer music classes, which were situated at a community college. We were all in middle school at the time. I would attend their orchestras in the weekends. Not the biggest classical music guy but they really sounded like professionals.
So mom takes me to pick them up, but brings me and my dog along for whatever reason.
As soon as we get out of the car, an obese, greasy student runs out, ecstatic in the way a fucking rapist would be upon finding his perfect victim.
<FLOOFER!!!
<FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER!
Me, my mother and my wholesome floofer pupper all give him a blank stare
<FLOOFER FLOOFER FLOOFER!!!
He then waddles back into a building and we pick up our sisters from music class as normal. I didn't know that much about reddit culture at the time but a couple years later, I came to realize… this man is a walking stereotype.