/soy/ - Soyjaks

September 04 2026


Today i was just trying to take a bath until i accidentally grabbed a spicy hat sauce and then shoved it into the the scrotum that i made a hole then while my fucking hot sauce was just so stuck into my scrotum i tried pulling it out but it hurted so much so i just stayed there until it did not hurt anymore so i can pull it out again but what did you know it fucking hurts so fuckity fucking much so i just went on with my day as usual except there is a fucking hot sauce still in my fucking scrotum it did hurt at sometimes kinda like a period cramp but i lived through it for one fucking day every one that i walked passed by are probably wondering if im hard all the time but FUCK NO NIGGA i have a mother fuckity fucking hot sauce in my fuckity fucking scrotum so it is now still september 4th and right now i am finding 'obs on the street and i did manage to have an interview but what did you know i did not get accepted because i had a fucking hotsauce in my fucking scrotum