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Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

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Haha pussyface

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>Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

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>>17614764 (OP)
What if women looked like this? What are the biological implications? Discuss

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>Uh, guys, I mean 'teens, I had like breakfast today or something and I masturbated again and then– >CRACCCCCK GRRRRN GROOOOAN AHH AH AH AH AH OW FUCK! OH GOD MY BONES! AUUUUUGH! >CRUNCH POP CRKCRKCRKCRK BLOOP GLORP AAAAAaaaagh, huff huff, oh God, my body, what happened to my body? >touches body to check that everything's there What the… I don't remember being this fat. And… I'm not? My belly is gone, but my breasts are fatter than ever! My hips are HUGE! But my shoulders are shorter. It'll take a while to– GASP! Wait…! My cock! My cock is gone, and so are my balls! I have a vagina! A real vagina! I DID IT! I'M A WOMAN! I'M A REAL WOMAN! POSTING NEUTRALPLIER FINALLY MADE ME A REAL WOMAN! YES! YES! YES! >grabs calendar and red marker SUICIDE DATE? GOTTA GO! EVERY DAY ALL WEEK IS CONSTANT SEX WITH MEN! YEEEEEAAAAH! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,
Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,
Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,
Look at him, he only got one planet,
I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence,
You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die,
As you realize destiny arrived,
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Let me show you how to scratch it
(Beatbox)
Either way, destiny still arrives "



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