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>the most insufferable fucking fandom ever
>only good discussion ive had about was on the soyjak website
???

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I knew a 2hunigger which constantly told me about how much he was gooning and what he gooned to today. He would not shut up about what he's gonna goon to, when he'll goon and all this while posting his touhou gameplay and reaction images of 2hu characters

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>>17609815
rlly weird question but what specific 2hu games did he like. also 2hu fans have been spiritually (and literally) mudslimes for years now

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>>17609815
gegerald

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they were always fags but at least before they were creative and passionate fags

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>>17609827
still a fag brapping the log

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>>17609840
as if the log isnt already shit since everyne just replies to bait instead of quality threads

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>muh actual discussion

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>>17609826
>>17609824
>>17609823
He also told me he once masturbated to touhou hentai with a friend on video call in discord

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>>17609854
dude trying to talk to touhou fans is like trying to have sex with a bag of salt and vinegar chips while driving on the highway while your asshole gets sanded

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>>17609861
nuke the fandom pls

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>>17609824
Would you be surprised if I told you he converted to orthodox christianity while doing all of this? He really Touhou 7,8,9 and 10 and even emailed me all of them

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>>17609879
>he really
I meant he really liked, fuck my ESL moments

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>>17609879
he has decent taste in games ig. given how degenerate he was i thought hed like pc-98. also yes i would be suprirsed a liottle. what is his ethnic background

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>>17609802 (OP)
There's probably less than 10 'teens on here who are into 2hu. I remember there being more around the summer of last year but I think a lot of them got banned or quit, the only prominent touhou touting namefag is Turrican and he's like a based MAGA trans woman in his decision not to make it his entire personality. Even still I get the impression that most soyteens who like touhou care a lot more about the games and characters and far less about the porn and gay fandom in-jokes than the average fan does which is good

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>>17609889
He was Croatian, living in Switzerland

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>>17609864
I agree, I'm just mocking the niggas who cry aboit how they can't have "good discussions" on a shitpost site

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>>17609891
Oh and aout and lolkek but nobody cares about aout outside of the IRC and the shiwi and lolkek is more known for being a tranny baiter ancientfag than a 2huchad

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>>17609894
geg slavshit of course
>>17609899
im not crying about discussion but im lamenting on how bad the touhou fandom has become where the fucking shitpost website has the least cancerous discussionb about it

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>>17609891
i rlly wish more touhou fans behaved like turrican

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even if turrican has weird taste in 2hus

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>>17609913
i remember back when aout used to bbe the shartys token touhoufag but now hes not anymore

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>>17609927
one more thing, he gooned to his tranny classmate at least 5 times

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>>17609961
euromutts from central europe are weird fucking people

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>>17609961
genuinely how or why do these ppl function

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>>17609975
he was gigaretarded and 18 while in 10th grade

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>>17609984
typical touhou fan im surprised most even pass the 5th grade

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thanks whorge bush or whatever for no child left behind

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>>17609989
I had to help the faggot with his math homework at 3 AM because he was a lazy retard who couldn't do shit on his own

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>>17610006
jesus christ geg thats tragic why do u still hang out with him

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>>17610012
I don't

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>>17610020
what was the last youvr heard from him

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>>17610068
Over a year ago, I hope he stopped gooning and actually found God, for real this time

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>>17610075
me too that shit is tragic

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tbh I have many funny stories about touhousissies but i might want to gatekeep some

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theres so much i hate about the fandom these days that ive wNted to quit but now i just find it funny

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yk how a lot of kikes hate themselves im like that but for Touhou fans

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don't let this thread die

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>>17610109
same here, every touhou nigger i see outside the sharty is giga retarded

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>>17610129
i dont understand why that is

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touhou fans never learned how to read past the third grade and the only media they jnteract with outside of touhou is porn

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>>17610149
you forgot the gigglechat

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my favorite touhou fan fail is when a slavshit tranny tried to make a bbc98 port but he included the rom files for the official pc98 games like a nusoi so his project got shutdown since im pretty sure thats illegal in general. the doctors and engineers of the touhou community took this to mean that zunny zun was censoring the pc98 games geg.

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That's gay

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theres a video out there of some sperg pretending to feed mcdonalds to his reimu fumo in front of his mom while speaking in a very autistic voice. i would post it here, but i never saved it on my pc and i cant find it anywhere online. if any of you guys have it, please post it itt.

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>>17610294
i vaguely remember this

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something i autisticly dint like about zun is the faith he has in his fans. xe needs to take the blacked pill that the average touhou fan doesnt have an iq over 90 and thats being nice

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>>17610327
i dont think he cares about his western fans tbh. are his jap fans also retarded?

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>>17610342
tbh they're okay

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>>17610342
jap touhou fans arent perfect but they run circles around their western brethren

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>>17609823
frogsissy you included an extra =

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hes doing it for himself more then anything so i cant blame him 100%

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something i hate about the modern 2hu fan is the obsession with zun. zun this zun that zun says something ANYTHING 192489389432894328943289432893298432983289498 niggers on xitter soy over it like cmon bro

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>>17610377
>zun agrees on me… because he just so im right on everything and your wrong!!!!

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>>17610377
niggas are genuinely parasocial too, just think about how obsessed the swinny is and multiply that by 7. ppl dont like hisami from touhou 19 but shes the most accurate reputation of the modern touhou fan in a way… almost like itwas a cry for help…



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