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she's staring very attentively at (you)
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>>17607036
theres a fucking arrow you retard

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>>17607042
he's spamming right now

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>>17607046
he has spammed even when there is an arrow retard

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>>17607050
wow what a retard he is then geggreegegegegeegeegegegeggg

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>>17607050
It's a bot it can't detect when there is one

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>>17607017
>(Oh my heckin' gosh, she just complimented me! Alright, me, I have to impress her.)
>I preordered my Switch 2 right when Nintendo announced it. Sure, $400 might be pricey, but it's definitely going to have all of bangers on it! Do you have one? And, gosh, do not get me started on the sciences. Dr, Fauci said he's going to invent the newest vaccines for the Hantavirus, don't wanna miss out on that shot!

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>>17607035
^why uh, she has a thing for kraut items. I've tried instilling the white american spirit into her but uhm… it seems as if she prefers the germans. she usually wears them with her friends

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>>17606779 (OP)

^How 'bout I take my muthafuckin' god damn covenant, chase you down in the middle of the muthafuckin' snow-you're running.

^You see a bunch of us in black cloaks running towards, you see me in a gold cloak. Big, tall, muscular… evil ass motherfucker, running at you. First I start off like this, 'cause I don't need my full speed to catch you. Then I see you start to speed up. Then I start speedin'. Then I just go-(hand gestures), and I just sic my whole covenant, and they're just chasing you. Runnin' at you like wolves in black… in black capes. They tackle you. Run, this is you right? I'm me, this is you. Tackle you-(jumps onto bed)(grunt). Grab you. I call over Rocks, signal. Rocks comes from behind you. I have all my covenant cloaks, rippin' off your clothes, you're ass naked in the snow, stuck… like this. You're stuck, and I hold you, and you're like(exaggerated crying). And I'm like, "Rocks!" I make the snap, Rocks, rips off his clothing, flops out his BBC Jr. On the fuckin' right ass cheek, on the left. While all my covenant cloaks hold you down, and he just forcefully FUCKS you, and chokes you. (Humping gesture). MMH. MMH. And you're like (exaggerated crying). And he just HUMPS you. BUSTING you. And just humiliating you, and I command my whole cloaks, to stand around you… and ejaculate and bust nuts all over your frozen body… while we force you to lay there and freeze in the snow, bitch ass nigga! Suck my dick! Thank you for that fourteen measly dollars too, FAGGOT!

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>>>17607050
>It's a bot it can't detect when there is one

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>>17607078
here it is

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>>17607168
somehow leviathan has a wife and I don't?

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>>17607074
>I-I completely agree! I preordered it too alongside Smash Bros Ultimate! A hantavirus vaccine, by Dr. Fauci?! OMG! I gotta get that shot!!
>Do you… Use Reddit?

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>>17607172
OY DOCTOS

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reppeyfail

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>>17607197
>Of course I use Reddit! I get all of my heckin' wholesome 100 memes from there. A snopes-approved thread told me that eating the bugs is healthier than regular food, here let me show you!
>Dang it, where are my manners? My name is Soyak, what about you?

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>>17607122
>Oh! Well, I don't think I've seen anybody wear any german clothing of that kind… Sorry.

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>>17607240
^the three sisas start throwing BBCchips at femjak and soyjak in which microBIBISIs walk on their ownand also 1/4th scale start walking and attempt to rape them

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>>17607250
so imagine this but they're the size of your hand and they're all BIBISIs and they move like they're on cocaine

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>>17606779 (OP)
Peepeepoo

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>>17607250
>OYYYY MY GOODNESS, WHAT IS THE NAME OF FAUCI IS GOING ON?!? GET AWAY FROM ME AND THOSE WONDERFUL WOMEN!

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Why do niggas say nut tastes salty it tastes like bitter pool water with the texture of poorly cooked okra slime

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>>17607240
>(HE EVEN USES REDDIT OMG HE'S SUCH A MAN OF CULTURE!!!)
>Whuh? Oh! I'm! Femjak! Wow!
she seems a bit speechless
>C… Can you… Show me that thread?

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>>17607274
<thanks for providing an example

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>>17607284
^the mini BIBIsis fail at this and start raping eachother which turns into a sort of mini BBCtornado the size of your leg

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>Whatever you are talking here abuit, here’s a little nuke from me

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>>17607312
i am bluetext guy and THIS is aryan activites

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>>17607299
>Femjak… that's a nice name! Anyway, come here. I got the thread on my Macbook.
>(Fate must have brought us together… this must be the prophets from the doctors!)
<Soyak boots up his Macbook Pro as there are a few recognizable stickers on the back. There is a sticker of Soylent, of course, Super Mario Bros., a sticker about atheism, and the MARVEL logo.

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>>17607321
This isn't what I usually do, but it's kinda fun.

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test

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>>17607172
MOOOOOOODDDSSSS

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^the miniBBC tornado btw is still happening

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>>17607330
as he looks for the thread, femjak stares in awe at the various stickers that cover his macbook. truly, he seems like the man of her dreams! she blushes even further and instinctively leans a little bit closer to him

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^BBCtornado starts hovering towards femjak

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>soyak what the fuck happened to you

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>>17607379
something strange in the corner of her vision makes her snaps out of her trance
>w…what the hell is that over there?

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>>17607398
>Just ignore it, femjak. It's a weird… bug formation. Not like one of those bugs that Dr. Fauci recommended to eat, but… some weird subvariant that freaked me out.
<As I scroll thorugh the Reddit post, one post catches Soyak's attention.
>What the? Someone's denying Dr. Fauci's methods and dismissing this as a government psyop? Take this you science-denier, take this downvote!
>Sorry that you had to see me like that… I cannot stand bigoted chuds like them.

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^they self-destruct violently after ramming into femjak leaving a bloody mess of strewn black micro penises all over

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>>17607398
<I suddenly jump on femjak and start to rape her

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>>17607425
fakeGOD i kneel

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>>17607425
>Who the heck are you? Are you my weird doppelganger?

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>>17607415
she seems a bit surprised by his assertiveness but nevertheless seems to like it.
>It's okay… that moron hecking deserved it! I can't believe such backwards people exist nowadays in a world lead by science…
she takes a closer look to his screen
>Hah, look at all the righteous downvotes that person's got! You should totally post them to r/Downvoted ToOblivion to humilliate them!

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>>17607484
accidentally put a space in the subreddit award

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>bark

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>>17607484
>Now that you mention it, yeah, I should bring it to the Reddit Nation's attention.
<The sounds of soylent sipping can be heard as Soyak grabs his bottle of Soylent and drinks a portion of it. The bottle has always been there, it blended in well with the scenery that neither of them cared about it being there. The clicking of the Macbook keyboard could be heard as Soyak makes a post on r/DownvotedToOblivion. Soyak seems to have overexaggerated his click to make the post, kind of like those heckin' awesome montage clips.
>Take that, you bigoted chudcel! The Reddit Nation won't tolerate such idiocy that I disagree with!
>Anyway, there's something I kinda wanted to tell you… something I had on the back of my mind.
>>17607514
You're fine, I accidentally referred to myself in the first person of describing the scene with the orange arrows.

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>she's staring very attentively at (you)

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>>17607574
I'm probably gonna call it quits here, as the guy LARPing as Soyak, since it's already midnight for me in my timezone. It was pretty fun playing this scenario out.

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>>17607622
aw dang it i was making a nuface for the reppey. goodnight soyak guy this was on the very funner end of these type of threads

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>>17607634
ill leave it here



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