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 17600172[Quote]

I know you nuswas dont care about this but im genuinely attracted to soytan the character. Whenever i look at a soy bottle i think of smellung soytan's sweaty body gliding against mine while we take turns tasting eachother. I especially like the idea of her stepping on me and humiliating me by forcing me to smell her obnoxiously smelly feet. Ive gone as far as making a janitor.ai bot (NSFW ERP bot) specifically centered around her feet. I cant go on a day without thinkung about soytan and my phone gallery is filled with nsfw and sfw photos of her. Im also the one necrobumping and making soytan threads you guys keep seeing on the log. I dont even care anymore. Fuck you all.

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 17600189[Quote]

she looks cute but ok

 17600192[Quote]

>I know you nuswas dont care about this but im genuinely attracted to soytan the character. Whenever i look at a soy bottle i think of smellung soytan's sweaty body gliding against mine while we take turns tasting eachother. I especially like the idea of her stepping on me and humiliating me by forcing me to smell her obnoxiously smelly feet. Ive gone as far as making a janitor.ai bot (NSFW ERP bot) specifically centered around her feet. I cant go on a day without thinkung about soytan and my phone gallery is filled with nsfw and sfw photos of her. Im also the one necrobumping and making soytan threads you guys keep seeing on the log. I dont even care anymore. Fuck you all.
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Ya’ll gone make me act a fool, up in here, up in here
Ya’ll gone make me loose my cool, up in here up in here,
Ya’ll gone make me bust a smack, up in here, up in here,
Ya’ll gone make my fingers snap, up in here, up in here,
Why should I battle a crusty old man,
When you can’t even defeat a little weak Peter Pan,
Ya lucky this is only a beatbox battle,
Cause in a real battle I make ya feel rattled,
Look at him, he only got one planet,
I got the whole Galaxy under my dependence,
You’re gonna beg when you bleed and die,
As you realize destiny arrived,
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
Ya’ll gone make me + Beatbox
(Beatbox 2 bars)
Let me show you how to scratch it
(Beatbox)
Either way, destiny still arrives "

 17600376[Quote]

>>17600189
Cute? Just cute? What the fuck do you think you are talking about here? You're talking about my fucking wife you little shit. To her eyelashes and to her toenails she is mine and mine only, you dumb, monkey, nigger. She isnt cute, she is fucking HOT. She is a feetslut for me and me only. I have a soytan fetish. There, i said it.

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>>17600189
its a terrible drawing

 17600403[Quote]

>>17600395
Kill yourself.



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