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Salt, since you are such a dead nigerien I will be buying the website from you. 50,000 dollars max

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If you don't wanna sell then I guess it's confirmed you're dead n igerien

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email xer

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no baldo cares

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>>17590893
Alright i sent an email to chudchudchudchudchud but he'll probably stay a dead nigger

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snopes, is this true?

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everybeidore say hello to the new owner, Voot

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buy it and add /fpe/

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>>17590853 (OP)
This site is barely worth 6 dollars why are you trying to buy it for 50k

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>>17590940
If i buy it i will remove dead nigger boards only one samefag cares about and add /jak/ and /caca/ to the top bar. I have no idea what boards to add

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dodis op

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how did he manage to become such a dnb in just a couple weeks

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>>17590960
I agree with the masses you should readd /k/

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>>17590960
why isnt /jak/ on the top bar anyways
the entire point of the board is deleted by having it hidden

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>>17590974
What's /k/ again i forgot

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>>17590979
If anything i will add /jak/ next to /soy/ on the top bar so it looks like /soy/ /jak/ /qa/ /raid/ /r/

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>>17590984
wholesomerino

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>>17590980
weapons

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>>17590997
It might spawn some fedposting but okay i guess

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Alternatively just hire me as sidekick. Salt is a dead Nigerien and if he wants the sharty to stay he must hire someone to administrate for him while he is dead.

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>>17590980
Weapons, namely guns. most people on /pol/ probably used it

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how much is op offering for the site

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>>17591007
>>17591005
Illegal firearms are gemmy, nusoi

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I wonder how salt thinks the sharty can run itself. We have rogue jannies from the cord fucking up everything.

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>>17591025
Too much whatever it is, salt would probably trade it for a chocolate bar

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>>17591047
Since salt probably doesn't even care anymore site, he'll probably just straight up give to me.

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On second thought i am retarded. I don't wanna buy since that lead me to pay server costs. Maybe just become sidekick of the admin.

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>>17591066
Salt could be the one paying for the servers because hes obviously rich, and you could probably create a new high ranking position for him while you do what the admin does

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>>17591073
No arrow, therefore you look like that

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>>17591082
Ok i guess

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>>17591082
Good idea

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>>17591087
It's just like froot and root i guess

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GEG NUSWAS DON'T EVEN HAVE 100K IN XEIR BANK ACC

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>>17591096
er… Yeah, you should add a gun board so i can show off all my illegal firearms… yep. Er, it would be so gemmy.

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>>17591115
Where is your mansion or golden watch or something

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>>17590997
voot do dis

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>>17591136
Maybe. I am afraid of glowieralds

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>>17591138
FUCKING MEDS

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>>>17590974
>>>17590997
>>>17591024 (You)
>>>17591035
>>>17591096
>which samefag autist is this
meds nuswa

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>>17591158
Yes bro we all know all people >100k dollar have golden watch and mansion and high chance of having golden car

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Please don't be baiting…

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If i become admin i will do
- /k/ possibly
- Work with salt
- Try to not die
- Remove dead nigger boards like /biz/, what's the point of them
- Fully ban smuglet
- Ban Porn

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>>>17591158 (You)
>Yes bro we all know all people >100k dollar have golden watch and mansion and high chance of having golden car

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>>17591206
On the last part it exludes goatse, cado and thugs of course.

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>>17591206
thank you Voot

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>>17591206
>>17591212
>Ban Porn excluding goatse cado and thugs EVEN THOUGH salt already does that

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>>17591241
Salt did not enforce it i just saw drawn porn. Ban Porn will include drawn antimatter

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>>17591206
What will you do about 'T? (horrific media of botched genital reassignment surgery)

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>>17590960
what boards would you remove?

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>>17591254
Nigga i will ban it. Taggots (Tranny + Faggot) are probably wanting the soyteens to know what their disgusting fetish it they must fuck off to trooncord.

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>>17591275
>tranny
>faggot
same thing marge

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>>17591274
I will remove /an/, /asp/ and /biz/. These three were made for the 4cuck boom on the party during the cuckset. They then were forgotten.

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>>17591206
will you remove the whole "Anonymous janny" thing to prevent events like the 'P spam

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Also if i do become admin of soybooru i will try to remove the boorums. It is the coal that is killing the soysphere.

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>>17591313
Yes, anonymous jannies sound gemmy at first but then had horrific results.

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>>17591297
great picks, dodis

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Voot already sounds like a gemmy admin to me

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>>17591326
I like how you could see which janny was the most prone to sneeding so you could assess what to post

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>>17591297
Thank you, there's no point for these, posting about animals already can and is done on /soy/

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>>17591347
Something tells me that salt had too low standards when it came to hiring jannies.

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sharty should be run via autocracy, through divinely ordained leaders BYSOYTIUM VVILL RISE

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>>17591340
I don't like giving admins names and soysonas, Salt literally got called that because 'teens just decided that would be the next condiment like Mustard or BBQ Sauce the day he became owner

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>>17591357
>An autocracy is a form of government in which absolute power and total authority are concentrated in a single person or a small group, with decisions not subject to external legal restraints or regularized mechanisms of popular control.
Are you sure nigga.

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will you readd the nameroll

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>>17591374
Yes, namerolls are gemmy.

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>>17591363
Also I fucking hate that 'ki depiction of Salt, make the nigger simplistic, blue soyjak with blueish green tinted glasses

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>Salt, since you are such a dead nigerien I will be buying the website from you. 50,000 dollars max
Sell Me The Website I Will Send Moralfaggots To Meet God Myself

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>>17591380
Stfu gore sperg. You are not cool

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>>17591368
yes, that is how the longest lasting and most prosperous empire in history was ran

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are you strict? are you gonna rule cuck the website? Are you going to remove interugity.js? Are you gonna ban everyone u don't like? Are yoi open minded and understating? Are you gonna make a cord?

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>>17591380
You have aids autism and adhd. Fuck off nigga. Nobody likes your goreposting that is always like "ME KILLING MORALFAGGOT"

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>>17591403
ive seen some people call xer Gorejeet which is geggy

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>>17591399
Ok i will answer these questions one by one
>are you strict
What do you mean by that
>are you gonna rule cuck the website
No
>Are you going to remove interugity.js
It is a neccessary evil, helps in raping ban evaders at the cost of glowing
>Are you gona ban everyone u don't like
No. As for salt it is concerning, he once banned someone for complainng too much.
>Are you open minded and understanding
Yes
>Are you gonna make a cord
Wtf no

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I'm quite divided on undoing the CacaCaust, what do you think.

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>>17591475
Depressingly enough most people on this site are under the age of 18 so it doesn't even matter

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>>17591435
strict as in. someone said
>i goon to dnb
and you ban them forever or something. But okay since you're open minded i will root for you

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>>17591503
>I goon to dnb
will be banned. Assuming someone eventually says that they can fuck off

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R u gonna add or remove rulz

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>>17591475
this may be obvious but for you should do it only for phonos above 13, everyone here always was like 16-20

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<I goon to dnb

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>>17591519
I think the current rules are ok
As for Rule 4 it will be changed to include drawn porn

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>>17591536
A bunch of niggers are using the fact that drawn porn against all odds is not banned to post brimstone on the party

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>>17591513
Okay you seem retarded, you know banning that makes you strict right?

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we should stop with this gay reselling business and just do a lottery where we assign the adminship to a random ip address every day

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>>17591554
It's common sense. Why would you say you goon to a decapitated toddler. Think about it nigga.

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>>17591554
>Banning gooning to dnb is strict

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>>17591536
>banning drawn porn
yeah this website is getting rule cucked

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Also i have thought of this. Chinniggers will be banned. Chinny will be made hostile again. I looked at 10 posts from there and immediately wanted to kill myself due to their """humor""".

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>>17591580
Do you goon to it

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Also if jannies for some fucking reason put in "ban evasion" as ban reason instead of the real reason why the guy that made their clitty leak got banned they will be beaten

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>>17591568
>>17591569
you're so fucking stupid, I'm saying if someone joked about gooning to dnb NOT ACTUAL GOONING TO DNB i know it's failtroll behavior and i understand why would you ban it but if you banned someone for joking about that that makes u close minded and strict. In soot and kuz era there was many Horrible jokes, infact 'litla was allowed in kuz era

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>>17591580
You're a fucking retard geg

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>>17591612
Still, joking about gooning to it will be banned, that's chinnigger jokes right there. Also how does that make me close minded and strict. All i did is say that making jokes like you goon to dnb will be banned.



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