/soy/ - Soyjaks

The soysphere and its residents have always been tested. Tested by bad jannies. Tested by bad admins. Failtrolls. Nusoicacas. The list goes on. We go on with the list. Conflict and war is the crucible through which we evolve.

Every battle makes us stronger. Those who fall will be forgotten. Those who rise up? Their names will be remembered forever.

The sharty needs a villian. A villian that is more than a boogeyman or a bad janny, but a villian that truly shakes the structure on which this site is built on. One that truly threatens the sharty.

We need to be tested. We have to overcome. We must adapt, or die.

So it's time for this test to begin. The sharty will fall if something is not done.

It's time. Prove yourselves.

Let this challenge be a lesson. For this community, this SOCIETY, is no more than an immune system. It will face a virus, an adversity. It must overcome it to survive. It will not be affected again by that specific adversity.

I am the Jerdee. The ESL Fnf Pea Dough. The jartycuck.

I am the monster that haunts your nightmares, and braps up your dreams.

I. Am. The Villian.