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>Yapp!! Coffee is basedpilled choice of every aryan warrior, two creams one sugar to make it authentic, buy my coffee to support trans rights!
Why are ALL coffee drinkers like this? Explain

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wow gem

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Because water is aryanz

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I just drank coffee and Im an aryan beast albeit

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>>17589648 (OP)
>spend hundreds on beans imported from the jungles of columbia
>spend hundreds on fancy press equipment
>lose like 30% of yield
>it still tastes like bitter shit

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>>17589996
It’s almost like the caffeine stimulant content and the bitter taste is meant to deter animals from ingesting it

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>>17590003
humans are so quirky

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if you do not feel the urge to beat that nigger faggot to death your really need to rethink your life

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Idk I only get coffee from gas stations

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>>>17589648 (OP)
>>spend hundreds on beans imported from the jungles of columbia
>>spend hundreds on fancy press equipment
>>lose like 30% of yield
>>it still tastes like bitter shit

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>>>>17589648 (OP)
>>>spend hundreds on beans imported from the jungles of columbia
>>>spend hundreds on fancy press equipment
>>>lose like 30% of yield
>>>it still tastes like bitter shit

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>>17589648 (OP)
Tea is better anyway

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Coffee is toxic seed sludge for slaves. Your company provides it for free so you work harder for them

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Tea won.

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>>17590097
TSMT, it's steadied release of caffeine leaves you feeling alert without fucking you over once it wears off + it tastes good even without any additives.

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milk vvonned

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Actually they sound more like this
>I like my coffee how i like my men… BLACK!!

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>>17590133
Yes because milk lowers your cortisol while coffee turns you into a volatile estrogenic sissy

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Usecase for drinking anything other than water?

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>>17590155
You shouldn't drink pure water since it deprives you of nutrients. In nature you would get hydration from fruit and raw meat. I personally just mix juice with water

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>Drinking Milk
<Drinking Tea
^Drinking Coffee
^Drinking Soylent

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I drink Yogurt & Protein drinks, what am I?

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>>17590164
Pure water is bad an unnatural. You should drink water with random precipitates, dirt, microbes, and waterborne parasites instead.

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>>17590233
nigger with the most noxious braps ever

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>>>17590164
>Pure water is bad an unnatural. You should drink water with random precipitates, dirt, microbes, and waterborne parasites instead.



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