>Be me, wildlife biologist.>Working for an international NGO doing SNCA migratory bird telemetry data analysis in an office.>Pay is okay, but I spend 9 hours a day staring at Excel sheets tracking German storks.>Yesterday, boss calls me into his offi

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Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 06:11:03 №17586998 [Quote]

>Be me, wildlife biologist.
>Working for an international NGO doing SNCA migratory bird telemetry data analysis in an office.
>Pay is okay, but I spend 9 hours a day staring at Excel sheets tracking German storks.
>Yesterday, boss calls me into his office.
>Thought I was getting fired for browsing the sharty on the clock.
Instead, he looks dead serious.
>"How do you feel about high-altitude rugged terrain?"
>Turns out our main field researcher for a carnivore monitoring project in Lesotho just got badly mauled by a stray pack of herd dogs and evacuated back to South Africa.
>The project needs an immediate replacement to manage the trail cameras, collect raisin samples, and track Cape leopards and caracals in the Maloti Mountains.
>Contract is for 8 months.
>I have 5 days to pack my life into a 90L rucksack and fly into Johannesburg, then catch a prop plane to the Jarty Village.
'Teens…

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 06:11:32 №17587005 [Quote]

Arrow fail, I hate mobile.

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 06:13:32 №17587019 [Quote]

you NEED to do this for SOYENCE

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 06:31:09 №17587166 [Quote]

Come join us in the Jarty village we have free gore gifs on the commune computer for us to goon our tiny black peckers to

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 06:59:22 №17587375 [Quote]

Blud is actually going to JartyLand

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 07:01:18 №17587387 [Quote]

Why would a lab send an orthinologist to study mammals in a completely different part of the world? They don't have some other mammal guy on standy?

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 07:01:34 №17587390 [Quote]

>>17587387
nvm baited mi