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>I just blacked out and ate a whole rotisserie chicken and got hard because of it. Is that normal on T?
>Advice Needed

>Hey guys!!! I'll be 1 month on t on the 16th! Wahoo!


>I hadn't feel much different except for my dick who has been screaming at me from my pants 24/7 like a dog wailing from a crate under its master's bed. It's fun ngl, i wish purchsasing sex toys from overseas wasnt illegal because MAN am i busy taking care of that. Lmao. lol even.


>Anyways! today I woke up with a slight feeling that I had cotton in my troath and my voice felt like it was vibrating (if that makes sense). I wondered if I had catched something in college but no? I feel fine? Just hot like how that Jacob guy was feeling in New Moon (2009).


>But my main issue (or only issue really) is that I went to take a nap and when I woke up I was FAMISHED for chicken. ABSOLUTELY RAVENOUS FOR A BIRD. Bro!!! I dont even rmemeber going to the chicken place; I just remembered opening the door, a flash forward to me in the chicken place and then BOOM: Me in my hammoc surrounded by chicken bones and empty honey packets (chicken with honey>>>).


>(Nsfw) Also, at some point between the chicken juices dribbling down my chin and my face being stuffed with chicken breast bitten straight from the carcass I got smSO hard about it. And I don't even know if it was the way I was eating the chicken (tho i admit i was going ham on that thing), the fact that I was satisfying my chicken needs or because of the taste alone? I feel like a pervert in the best way but also in a slightly confused way, I've gotten turned on by innocuous shit in the past like someone showing me a new song but never slurping chicken????


>Now I feel kinda bad by the way I judged teenage boys in my youth. Man, if I knew they were going feral over the smallest pleasures in life I would have given them more grace. I thought I knew sexual drive until I got on T and the satisfaction of cleaning my house got me railed up. My bad teenage boys, yall didn't make empathy easy but I should have persevered. (Nsfw)


>Bacteria to the chicken.


>Is this normal? This all consuming hunger? Is it because of the hormones??? I felt like I was a vampire in a frenzy but instead of sucking the life force off of a virgin I was sucking chicken bones it was WACK.


>And if this animalistic chicken eating episodes are normal, when do they stop? Lord know I don't have chicken-once-a-week money so this better get under control FAST.


>Also. The way people talk about hormone changes I thought it would be gradual, not a bunch of nothing followed by puberty hitting you like a brick to the dick, would have loved a heads up lmao.


>EDIT: WHY THE FUCK WAS I FLASH-BANGED BY MY OWN POST ON TWITTER DOT COM

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I fucking hate pooners. I think I hate them more than trannies.

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I have a pooner classmate and xhe is most of the one insuferable niggers I've ever met

 β„–17586217[Quote]

How does a pooner get hard that doesn't make sense. Even if xhe has a neodick I don't think those can get hard at all. Unless xhe's so delusional xhe describes being wet as being hard? Wouldn't surprise me considering some troons are convinced they're getting periods after taking estrogen somehow.

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>>17586217
the clitoris can get hard

 β„–17586232[Quote]

>I have a pooner classmate and xhe is most of the one insuferable niggers I've ever met
Was it an autismGOD?

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>>17586224
basically a real boner /s

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>>17586232
likely. it's cs course.

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I think pooners are worse than troons

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>>17586250
tsmt because at least troons aren't trying (and completely failing) to mimic me

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>>17586201
>>17586250
Nuswas starting to forget how terrible troons are. So far I've never seen a pooner surpass people like goonclown.

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>>17586215
KYS vivian

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BLACKED

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>>17586250
Usually troons try to emulate female passiveness, so most of them are quiet and meek and can stay unnoticed. While pooners want to emulate male activeness and therefore make it their life goal to be as annoying and impossible to avoid to anyone and everyone around them all the time as possible. I really hate that nigger.

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>I just blacked out

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>>17586271
>troons try to emulate female passiveness, so most of them are quiet and meek and can stay unnoticed.
>he doesn't know

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>>17586263
aren't there far less pooners than vice versa doe? i feel like pooners are far more annoying to be around on average, they just don't have as many extremely degenerate outliers as trannies.

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>>17586283
No it's the opposite, there are a lot more pooners than trannies

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>>17586275
Obviously it's not all of them, but it's most of them, at least to an extent. The problem is the substantial amount of libtard trannies, because they try to emulate feminists who try to emulate men so they end up acting like men acting like women acting like men.

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>>17586263
pooner alert

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>>17586314
>>17586329
what? i wasnt sure how to convey sarcasm bcuz its not like you can hear my voice tone lol /s is pretty typical i dont know why you guys are getting so mad

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>>17586367
niggers like you deserve to be put into a stockade and flogged on the bare ass in public as an example

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>what? i wasnt sure how to convey sarcasm bcuz its not like you can hear my voice tone lol /s is pretty typical i dont know why you guys are getting so mad
You're revealing yourself to be more of an outsiter troon

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>>>17586314
>>>17586329
>what? i wasnt sure how to convey sarcasm bcuz its not like you can hear my voice tone lol /s is pretty typical i dont know why you guys are getting so mad

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More pooner hate NOW



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