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You come across a time machine in the woods. What is the first era you visit?

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early salt era

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>>17584776
>3 weeks ago

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nazi germany

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1939

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i have a poop fetish

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3 weeks ago

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The future

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2018 so I can witness the infancy of soyjakking

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yesterday and then rape myself

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About a few years before newton discovered gravity so I could crack a nigger babies skull open and home run the remains into orbit

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early 2000s so I can prevent my own birth

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To when studio massa atarted making zellig and give him a million euros so he continues it

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2002 because i will post soyjaks on 4chan and see what happens

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>>17584806
soyboys didnt even exist in 02

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>2002 because i will post soyjaks on 4chan and see what happens

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can you soykeks not choose anything sharty related

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Prime 4chan

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1523 so i could see the first protestant service in the original Latin

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I will kill Socrates

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>>17584810
call them hippiejaks

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Interesting scenario. I would go to 2100 but maybe it could destroy my mind. I could go to a more relaxed past era such as the 1980s.

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10 million years ago and try to survive as the only human in existence

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>>17584810
hipsterjaks

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can you soykeks not choose anything 4cuck related too

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>>17584811
Why'd you just post an image of pluto's surface. Obsessed plutostone. You will never be a real planet. Shut up polack sperg.

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>>17584832
ok i will post soyjaks on something awful

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>>>17584806
>soyboys didnt even exist in 02

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for me its 1600s England or the birth of Christ

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>>17584812
>>17584832
I would kill this faggot when he was a baby

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2018, omega lights

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i have a better idea draw soyjaks during world war 2 to replace kilroy

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>>17584838
Well are you gonna pay 10$ to create a account since that's the only way you can become a user of something awful

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I would buy 120000 bitcoin and use it to buy 1 pizza

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>>17584861 (me)
also does that $10 requirement still exist today

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I would like to meet jesus. If he doesn't speak english then I know he's a larping faggot jew and I'd kill him.

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kuz era and then early 1900s britain and start a career as a journalist and write newspapers depicting my opponents as soyjaks and inventing soyquoting, and making soyspeak popular so that everyone uses it in their daily vocabulary

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>>17584881
how is that site still up

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>>17584888
No idea it just is

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>>17584888
it's used for money laundering

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>>17584893
it probably has 5 people still posting and all of them are 50 years old

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the dinosaur era so i can get eaten by one

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2020 so I can get vaccinated again

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make soyjaks an anti hippie symbol in the 60s

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>2020 so I can get vaccinated again

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Actually, the Jurassic Age to see if it was real.

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>>2020 so I can get vaccinated again

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go back to the 1800s and kill Charles darwin

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>>17584930
fuck dude

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travel back to 2019 and create soyjak party before soot and make it a failtroll terrorist organization and start a nuclear war and kill everyone

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>>17584931
evolution is real doe

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>>17584930
time travel to approximately 1 minute ago so I don't fuck up that soyquote

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>>17584940
lie Jesus VVQN

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>>17584941
I don't think you own that doe

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the Ordovician period

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>>17584945
you had 25 seconds to delete it nigger

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keep 4chan down after the great cuckset

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I would give Hitler the schematics to manufacture Cobalt Bombs

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>>17584953
don't call me that im just lazy

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prevent youtube from existing

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2019 so i can relive my /qa/ days

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>>17584950
cambrian explosion fan i see

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>>17584962
Not a big fan of the shininess of the art style

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I cant decide between pax romana or nazi germany

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so many eras to go, but all i want is to go to one where i can get eaten

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Berlin in 1969. You already know why.

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>>17584997
overrated, the great ordovician biodiversification event was better

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>>17585024
sounds like you want the cretaceous

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>>17585046
that or the one with the titanboa

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delete the internet before it comes big

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>>17584772 (OP)
sharty era before the sharty existed on 4cuck /qa/

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What era would it be easiest to rape a woman?

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>>17585093
Rape Eve

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>>17585093
rape cod

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>>17585093
After thinking about this for a minute I'm leaning towards medieval times. Specifically I think the move would be to kill some farmer and rape his wife. Trying to rape any woman in a city would be difficult without being killed (even if I brought a gun). Paleolithic times could also be hard cause people tended to travel in their tribes and weren't by themselves too often.

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>You come across a time machine in the woods. What is the first era you visit?

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>>17585031
Why idk why

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Id go to when the time machine was first operational to see who made it

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>>17585244
it was hitler, he made it so he could go back in time and obtain the ancient BBC

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Id give hitler advanced alien technology



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