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itt we pretend to be pooners in 2046 pretending to be soyteens because le heckin old internet
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pooners will be replicating us in like 20 years

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something something soyjak yaoi

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You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.

All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

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>"haha hello im a soyteen"
loll you are a such soy boy you look like that lol i hope im doing this right since soy boys went extinct 15 years ago :p

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>You will never be a real Mexican. You have no childhood memories growing up in Mexico, no competent spanish language skills, no genuine cultural knowledge. You are a brown American man twisted by self-hatred and delusions of ethnic grandeur into a crude mockery of nature's natural perfection.
>
>All the validation you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Mexicans mock you. Your Abuelita is disgusted and ashamed of you, your "amigos" laugh at your incomprehensible """spanish""" behind closed doors.
>Mexicans are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Mexicans to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Chicanos who β€œpass” look uncanny and unnatural to a mexican. Your accent and tourist like behavior is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Mexicana home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your hard shell tacos and "tex-mex" food.
>
>You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning, say "buenos dias" to the mirror and spend 10 minutes with duolingo, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
>This is your fate. This is what your parents choose when they jumped the border. There's no turning back.

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cobby is my little gem <3

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>>17584546
geg they would absolutely miss the point of a greentext and use quotation marks within one, nice touch

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hi my name is jack lucifer
<reddit space
any pronouns, 19
<reddit space
antitheist
<reddit space
my favorite 'jaks are cob and impjak o algo if that matters

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i made this little chud pin that i wear around on my backpack alongside my pronouns so people can identify me as a soyteen :P !!

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>>17584590
STOP BAITING ME

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>me when little chuddy pulls up >:3

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I was born in the wrong era, if it was 2026 i would be on soyjak party making soyjaks, talking with everyone, and just having fun.

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Fuggen jerdeey

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im a chud im a chud im a fat little chud

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god i wish i was around for prime soyjak party .. i would soyduel all day and all night sighh

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>>17584605
I know the word chud is 100% gentrified now, but we should 'ox the creator of that song

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chud is so blorbo skrunkly coded and i just wanna eat him and pour milk on him RAAAHHH the eeby deeby horse plinko

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>>17584616
we have tried before but its seems like he is an opsecGOD

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>>17584616
nah he just does covers of random songs, his other stuff is keyed

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if i was alive for prime soyjak party, i wouldve raided and doxxed so many nazis LMAO GEG!

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this happening is one of my biggest fears

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>a lot of us like to forget how problematic the sharty was in it's heyday, but I think it's freaking awesome that we can remember how free it was in those days! no one said we had to revive the ugly parts.

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what good times when I was pitbullposting in 2026 bro i was such a chud

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ummmm…someone in the soycord posted 'n (nazi imagery) and it was really messed up, I can't believe people like this feel safe in our community

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>Nothig changeed

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>>17584688
ESL

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>>17584651
>t. video essay about the soysphere from 2046 that downplays how chuddy it was

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>>17584729
it would probably describe failtroll as encompassing TND and TKD

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>>17584745
tsmt

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>>17584745
this already happens

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i just posted the soyjak kao dekai on my youtube page YAAAAH >:3 you guys should fr check it out :D

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>>17584764
not wrong

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i hear legal minor porn (LMP) used to be banned under the first admin this salt guy, honestly we should go back to these trans christian values the LMP spammers are annoying and /p/ is nothing but bibisi spam

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>>17584631
No no no i wanna see how they are gonna draw our admins

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>>17584774
It wouldn't surprise me if 'p is legal in 2046 tbh

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>AHH FUCK YOU TODDLERS. I'M LITERALLY A BUTTER ERA OLDSOI AND YOU NEED TO STOP LARPING AS US, YOU GEN BETA CUCK. STOP APPROPRIATING OUR MEMES SUCH AS "CHICKEN HOCKEY" AND "BRO THE SCREAM πŸ’€" IN METALIFE 2.0 CHAT. THEY WERE ALWAYS CHUDDY, YOU POONER MINOR-ATTRACTED NIGGER

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>>17584786
'p is already legal in America (ai-generated one). The government is fuggen jerdee

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>>17584817
>'p is already legal in America
WHAT

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>>17584817
Nuke the new world already hitch hike a spaceship to titan and see what Hitlers up to

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>>17584817
I thought they said ai 'p is illegal? I could be wrong

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>>17584779
OLD ADMIN YAOI!!! RAAAAAAGH
I know saltfroot isn't a very popular ship but love these two goobers together!
(I know this isn't related to the ship but I headcanon salts bowl-hat as a kippah since he's so jewish coded >w<)

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>>17585334

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>>17584889
https://soyjak.st/news/thread/30183.html

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>>17585379
>Getting your news on politics from /news/

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>>17585334
made yaoi for the hypothetical. drawgod, i kneel.

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>>17585334
AHH FUCK YOU TODDLERS. I'M LITERALLY A BUTTER ERA OLDSOI AND YOU NEED TO STOP LARPING AS US, YOU GEN BETA CUCK. STOP APPROPRIATING OUR MEMES SUCH AS "CHICKEN HOCKEY" AND "BRO THE SCREAM πŸ’€" IN METALIFE 2.0 CHAT. THEY WERE ALWAYS CHUDDY, YOU POONER MINOR-ATTRACTED NIGGER

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man, i really wish i was born like a decade earlier so i could have experienced the prime of this website…
>my face when i find out it used to have the .party domain

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If this website is still around in 20 years I'll still be browsing no matter how dogshit it is by then (unless I shoot myself)

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>>17585358
the original image of this has a jartycuck thor in it

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SHARTY REVIVAL BEGINS NOW. NEW MEME JUST DROPPED.

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>>17585486
>

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>>17585505
Good bait image.

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>>17585505
OH WHAT

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DOOOOOOD! DIS YOAI IS SO GENDER AFFIRMING!!!!!! DID I MENTION HOW MUCH I LOVE HECKIN CHUDDY INCELCORE?!?!?

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>Poon poon poon

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>>17585505
ITT WE 'OXX 'APE AND 'ILL THOR

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>>17585505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17585521
NEW MEMES JUST DROPPED.

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>Oh to be a soyteen in the 2020s…

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>KILL YOURSELF TINY WHITE PECKER CLITTYCEL SISSY SUBHUMANOID I AM A BIG BLACK COCK BVLL WITH HUGE BLACK BALLS

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New interview with Soot just dropped! (ΰΉ‘>α΄—<ΰΉ‘) I'm so excited. Xe talks about the history of the site, what inspired it and the problems as well the fun. Intercepted biological information from another dimension.

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>itt we pretend to be pooners in 2046 pretending to be soyteens because le heckin old internet
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