[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki ]

A banner for soyjak.party

/soy/ - Soyjaks

The Serious Boardβ„’ for feedback, suggestions, and metawhining
Catalog
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1784634581185z.png πŸ“₯︎ (4.52 MB, 2046x4000) ImgOps

 β„–17582612[Quote]

>going to a local elementary school and kidnapping a twelve year old girl, locking her in an attic of complete sensory deprivation, whipping and attempting to impregnate her every three hours until pregnancy, at which point you expose her to 'o and 'g for 24 hours a day in a coffin cell until she gives birth, separating the baby and putting it in a freezer for now, carefully cutting the girl 632 times for maximum agony before tenderizing her skin with boiling water and skinning her alive before hanging with a jerk, grabbing the baby she gave birth to, recording yourself raping a baby monkey and that new infant, then skinning them both alive and forcing four pitbulls to eat the girl's genitals and face simultaneously, while crushing the baby monkey, before using tor in conjunction with a bot and automated posting script to spam it on every single image board and splinter possible to the point of a total cattywipe with a malware ip grabber attached and a body text advertising a hostile splinter with immediate access to all 'p on the entire dark web with text formatting abuse designed to crash the browser of anyone who tries to report, before evading your thousands of bans to post this very 'pasta, attaching the largest slopjak ever created without adding a complementary arrow, and immediately gigaquoting it, repeating for every image board in existence, before revealing that you are actually a shitskin 14 year old failtroll who is about to shoot in the school of literal whos and then commit suicide in the most irrelevant possible board

 β„–17582639[Quote]

File: 1783656697237w.png πŸ“₯︎ (607.03 KB, 1024x576) ImgOps


 β„–17582642[Quote]

>>17582612 (OP)
inb4 gigger

 β„–17582651[Quote]

please kill yourself

 β„–17582676[Quote]

I remember the thread where this slopjak was made

 β„–17582678[Quote]

>>17582676
i contributed to that slopjak

 β„–17582794[Quote]

Nobody will ever gigger this

 β„–17582809[Quote]

it’s NOT a giga!

 β„–17582847[Quote]


 β„–17583137[Quote]

File: Gigatos.gif πŸ“₯︎ (3.7 MB, 320x320) ImgOps

>>going to a local elementary school and kidnapping a twelve year old girl, locking her in an attic of complete sensory deprivation, whipping and attempting to impregnate her every three hours until pregnancy, at which point you expose her to 'o and 'g for 24 hours a day in a coffin cell until she gives birth, separating the baby and putting it in a freezer for now, carefully cutting the girl 632 times for maximum agony before tenderizing her skin with boiling water and skinning her alive before hanging with a jerk, grabbing the baby she gave birth to, recording yourself raping a baby monkey and that new infant, then skinning them both alive and forcing four pitbulls to eat the girl's genitals and face simultaneously, while crushing the baby monkey, before using tor in conjunction with a bot and automated posting script to spam it on every single image board and splinter possible to the point of a total cattywipe with a malware ip grabber attached and a body text advertising a hostile splinter with immediate access to all 'p on the entire dark web with text formatting abuse designed to crash the browser of anyone who tries to report, before evading your thousands of bans to post this very 'pasta, attaching the largest slopjak ever created without adding a complementary arrow, and immediately gigaquoting it, repeating for every image board in existence, before revealing that you are actually a shitskin 14 year old failtroll who is about to shoot in the school of literal whos and then commit suicide in the most irrelevant possible board

 β„–17583139[Quote]


 β„–17583238[Quote]

>>17582847
>trend
Go back to tiktok

 β„–17583243[Quote]

>>17583126
>>17583137
>>17583206
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
EPI EPI 'CORD FUGGEN JERDEE 'CORD 'CORD EPI FUGGEN JERDE!
JERDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 β„–17583517[Quote]

>>17583137
how is this one not banned



[Return][Catalog][Go to top][Post a Reply]
Delete Post [ ]
[ home / overboard ] [ soy / qa / raid / r ] [ int / pol ] [ a / an / asp / biz / mtv / r9k / tech / v / sude / x ] [ q / news / chive / rules / pass / bans / status ] [ wiki ]