/soy/ - Soyjaks

britGQDS won but ok amerimutt

>Of course the 'log is Iron the moment us ameriGQDs get off work
(Beatbox : "come on")
" You don't want to mess with the universe's best,
'cause I could break your face like 'oooooh'
you won't want to rest knowing it's useless,
that I'm about to bake your souls,
Mutated fat looking bubble gum freak,
You rated whack cuz your muscles are weak,
To battle me? Yeah right Pinky,
I'll beat you so fast that you'll stop blinking,
You were born when your mom took a poop in the bathroom,
Your belly button looks like it came out the back room,
Yeah, I am better than cool, you know why?
Cuz I'm inevitable…
You don't want to mess with the universe's best,
'cause I could break your face like 'oooooh'
You won't want to rest knowing it's useless,
That I'm about to bake your souls, "

>>17582409
'Mutts VVQN britbongs LQST

>>17582409
you didn't win nigga its almost 1am enjoy the stroke at 30 years old doe

>>17582406
Obsessed

>>17582410
mogged by OG Loc

>>17582406
Kill yourself obsessed faggot

>>>17582410 (You)
>mogged by OG Loc
“Na na nananananaana nananananana na (x3)
Na na nananananaana nananananana – I’m Batman!
Hey Kitty kitty, oh you want to play?
Good, cause your about to be the prey,
I’m about to make you a piece of poo
when I battle you will lose,
Just kidding, no I’m not, you’re really weak.
Take away your powers you could barely beat –
This fool, oh that’s right, he battled you and then you lost the fight, Now you wanna try to battle me, HA!
You better bring your little battle batteries
Cause I’m about to put you in my wagon with your friends! Chorus:
Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) ”

>>>>>17582410 (You)
>>>mogged by OG Loc
>>“Na na nananananaana nananananana na (x3)
>>Na na nananananaana nananananana – I’m Batman!
>>Hey Kitty kitty, oh you want to play?
>>Good, cause your about to be the prey,
>>I’m about to make you a piece of poo
>>when I battle you will lose,
>>Just kidding, no I’m not, you’re really weak.
>>Take away your powers you could barely beat –
>>This fool, oh that’s right, he battled you and then you lost the fight, Now you wanna try to battle me, HA!
>>You better bring your little battle batteries
>>Cause I’m about to put you in my wagon with your friends! Chorus:
>>Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) ”
(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
(+ Beatbox 4 bars)

As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath,
I think this purple face Barney forgot that I’m the best,
You wanna be DOWN but you can’t be,
I was born a god while you were born a flea,
Tryna look like Michael with only one glove,
When I rip it off you’ll be in back of -
ya base begging ‘Please don’t hurt me man!’
And that’s when I’ll slap you with your own hand,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
(+beatbox) I’m the Darkseid,
(+beatbox) Darkseid,

>>>>>>>17582410 (You)
>>>>>mogged by OG Loc
>>>>“Na na nananananaana nananananana na (x3)
>>>>Na na nananananaana nananananana – I’m Batman!
>>>>Hey Kitty kitty, oh you want to play?
>>>>Good, cause your about to be the prey,
>>>>I’m about to make you a piece of poo
>>>>when I battle you will lose,
>>>>Just kidding, no I’m not, you’re really weak.
>>>>Take away your powers you could barely beat –
>>>>This fool, oh that’s right, he battled you and then you lost the fight, Now you wanna try to battle me, HA!
>>>>You better bring your little battle batteries
>>>>Cause I’m about to put you in my wagon with your friends! Chorus:
>>>>Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) ”
>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars)
>>
>>As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath,
>>I think this purple face Barney forgot that I’m the best,
>>You wanna be DOWN but you can’t be,
>>I was born a god while you were born a flea,
>>Tryna look like Michael with only one glove,
>>When I rip it off you’ll be in back of -
>>ya base begging ‘Please don’t hurt me man!’
>>And that’s when I’ll slap you with your own hand,
>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>(+beatbox) I’m the Darkseid,
>>(+beatbox) Darkseid,
" It's-a me, a Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
It's gonna be, A party yo, cause I brought my red suit,
You got speed, but you're really slow, cause it is not gonna save you,
You wanna be another Mario but you are gonna lose,
Look at you with your…ugly red shoes,
You look like you lost all your clothes, oooo
It's -a me, a-Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
So you better back up now before you get bruised, "

>>17582447
Yo that shit sucks! Damn

>>>>>>>>>17582410 (You)
>>>>>>>mogged by OG Loc
>>>>>>“Na na nananananaana nananananana na (x3)
>>>>>>Na na nananananaana nananananana – I’m Batman!
>>>>>>Hey Kitty kitty, oh you want to play?
>>>>>>Good, cause your about to be the prey,
>>>>>>I’m about to make you a piece of poo
>>>>>>when I battle you will lose,
>>>>>>Just kidding, no I’m not, you’re really weak.
>>>>>>Take away your powers you could barely beat –
>>>>>>This fool, oh that’s right, he battled you and then you lost the fight, Now you wanna try to battle me, HA!
>>>>>>You better bring your little battle batteries
>>>>>>Cause I’m about to put you in my wagon with your friends! Chorus:
>>>>>>Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) ”
>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars)
>>>>
>>>>As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath,
>>>>I think this purple face Barney forgot that I’m the best,
>>>>You wanna be DOWN but you can’t be,
>>>>I was born a god while you were born a flea,
>>>>Tryna look like Michael with only one glove,
>>>>When I rip it off you’ll be in back of -
>>>>ya base begging ‘Please don’t hurt me man!’
>>>>And that’s when I’ll slap you with your own hand,
>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>>>(+beatbox) I’m the Darkseid,
>>>>(+beatbox) Darkseid,
>>" It's-a me, a Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
>>It's gonna be, A party yo, cause I brought my red suit,
>>You got speed, but you're really slow, cause it is not gonna save you,
>>You wanna be another Mario but you are gonna lose,
>>Look at you with your…ugly red shoes,
>>You look like you lost all your clothes, oooo
>>It's -a me, a-Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
>>So you better back up now before you get bruised, "
{Intro}
The time for games is over
Now, you’re gonna know what real power is
It’s morphin’ time


{Chrous}
First of all, I am Vegeta
Second of all, you’re not Vegeta
Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta
But you can’t be Vegeta because I’m Vegeta

{Verse 1}
Look at the little wannabe Sonic
Look at him, actin’ like he’s hooked on phonics
Hey you, in the beaker
You we’re made to be perfect, but you еnded up weaker
You’rе a whiny little rat
Gotta face the facts
When the rodent sees the prince, I predict a mighty fall
You’re dead like Maria, so suck my dragon balls

{Chorus 2}
First of all, you just got beaten
Second of all, I can’t be defeated
Third of all, you better be retreatin’
’Cause you battle me again, your loss will be repeated
First of all, you just got beaten
Second of all, I can’t be defeated
Third of all, you better be retreatin’
’Cause you battle me again, your loss will be repeated

[Beatboxing]

I’m the prince of all saiyans

>>>>>>>>>>>17582410 (You)
>>>>>>>>>mogged by OG Loc
>>>>>>>>“Na na nananananaana nananananana na (x3)
>>>>>>>>Na na nananananaana nananananana – I’m Batman!
>>>>>>>>Hey Kitty kitty, oh you want to play?
>>>>>>>>Good, cause your about to be the prey,
>>>>>>>>I’m about to make you a piece of poo
>>>>>>>>when I battle you will lose,
>>>>>>>>Just kidding, no I’m not, you’re really weak.
>>>>>>>>Take away your powers you could barely beat –
>>>>>>>>This fool, oh that’s right, he battled you and then you lost the fight, Now you wanna try to battle me, HA!
>>>>>>>>You better bring your little battle batteries
>>>>>>>>Cause I’m about to put you in my wagon with your friends! Chorus:
>>>>>>>>Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) Your gonna run to your mommy when you try to take on the main Batman, Your gonna be like the enemy, wondering why that he’s a step ahead, (I’m Batman) ”
>>>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars) I’m the Darkseid
>>>>>>(+ Beatbox 4 bars)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>As I walk through the valley of yo bad breath,
>>>>>>I think this purple face Barney forgot that I’m the best,
>>>>>>You wanna be DOWN but you can’t be,
>>>>>>I was born a god while you were born a flea,
>>>>>>Tryna look like Michael with only one glove,
>>>>>>When I rip it off you’ll be in back of -
>>>>>>ya base begging ‘Please don’t hurt me man!’
>>>>>>And that’s when I’ll slap you with your own hand,
>>>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise,
>>>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>>>>>You’ll be spending most your life living in the Darkseid paradise, (+beatbox)
>>>>>>(+beatbox) I’m the Darkseid,
>>>>>>(+beatbox) Darkseid,
>>>>" It's-a me, a Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
>>>>It's gonna be, A party yo, cause I brought my red suit,
>>>>You got speed, but you're really slow, cause it is not gonna save you,
>>>>You wanna be another Mario but you are gonna lose,
>>>>Look at you with your…ugly red shoes,
>>>>You look like you lost all your clothes, oooo
>>>>It's -a me, a-Mario, the one that's gonna beat you,
>>>>So you better back up now before you get bruised, "
>>{Intro}
>>The time for games is over
>>Now, you’re gonna know what real power is
>>It’s morphin’ time
>>
>>
>>{Chrous}
>>First of all, I am Vegeta
>>Second of all, you’re not Vegeta
>>Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta
>>But you can’t be Vegeta because I’m Vegeta
>>
>>{Verse 1}
>>Look at the little wannabe Sonic
>>Look at him, actin’ like he’s hooked on phonics
>>Hey you, in the beaker
>>You we’re made to be perfect, but you еnded up weaker
>>You’rе a whiny little rat
>>Gotta face the facts
>>When the rodent sees the prince, I predict a mighty fall
>>You’re dead like Maria, so suck my dragon balls
>>
>>{Chorus 2}
>>First of all, you just got beaten
>>Second of all, I can’t be defeated
>>Third of all, you better be retreatin’
>>’Cause you battle me again, your loss will be repeated
>>First of all, you just got beaten
>>Second of all, I can’t be defeated
>>Third of all, you better be retreatin’
>>’Cause you battle me again, your loss will be repeated
>>
>>[Beatboxing]
>>
>>I’m the prince of all saiyans
" This is how We do it! (Beatbox)

This is how I do it, it’s Friday night
You will loose dis fight,
To the king of Wakanda,
So I got my ancestors, about to turn it up,
It’s not the first time Deadpool is burning up,
Look at his skin - it’s faded,
He looks likes a block of cheese that’s been graded,
It feels so good, in my hood, tonight,
Nobody really wants to be on your side,
Your puny X-force can’t go against My tribe,
You Bettah get a move on,
You know that we don’t play,
So pack up your stuff and throw it in the truck,
while I hear my people say,
(Chorus)
I feel the love and it’s all because, (this is how we do it)
The Panther does it like nobody does, (this is how we do it)
Look at Deadpool, he’s got no flavor, (this is how we do it)
He got blacklisted by mister Xavier, (this is how we do it)

>>17582551
>The body was too long
Another day, another win for cartqqn beatbqx battles
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" Look at you, purple,
Look at you Urkel, (Hey!)
Look at me, I'm pink…and I'm cool,
You're name is Thanos,
But your chin looks so gross,
If I wanna see myself, I look at you
I'm falling, oh no,
But I still got my clothes,
I see a jellyfish, oh wait…
Oh that's you…
(Beatbox)
Well that's me…(oops)