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Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:30:38 №17582130 [Quote]

What do you define as gooning?

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:31:19 №17582146 [Quote]

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I bet she does anal

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:31:58 №17582156 [Quote]

Obsessive, jerking off like once every few months or whatever's a nothingburger,

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:32:25 №17582164 [Quote]

Edging for hours while watching porn

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:32:27 №17582165 [Quote]

>>17582146
Gigger, that looks like a kid

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:33:10 №17582173 [Quote]

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>What do you define as gooning?

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:39:28 №17582291 [Quote]

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i consider gooning as making porn your entire personality
there are normalGODS that just jerk off to vanilla redheads in missionary once every week and i wouldn't consider them gooners. i consider it gooning once you start:
>catcalling random women online (indian behavior)
>talking about porn and gooning and sex all the time
>developing weird fetishes like trannies or inflation specifically because you can't keep your hand out of your pants
>self-inserting as porn-coded media
>losing your shit whenever you see a conventionally attractive woman in a mobile game ad, or whatever
>looking at EPI content of children's franchises (rule34 "the joke is porn" memes, literally just looking at rule 34, and softcore amazing digital circus ai slop on the 'tube)
fuck i hate gooners and how common they've become

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:39:59 №17582298 [Quote]

REIMU PUSSY IS TIGHT FOR BIG HUMAN COCK

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:41:29 №17582328 [Quote]

>>17582130 (OP)
Gooning is supposed to mean long obsessive edging sessions but that battle is lost it's just how zoomers say masturbating now

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:45:23 №17582376 [Quote]

>>17582298
TOUHOU PUSSY IS FOR BHC

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:46:31 №17582395 [Quote]

>REIMU PUSSY IS TIGHT FOR BIG HUMAN COCK

the entire pc 98 library should’ve been alexardriaed shmups are for gooks

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:48:05 №17582420 [Quote]

>>17582394
kys faggot

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:49:10 №17582441 [Quote]

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~~>>17582394~~
>big eyes
>short jaw
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS ITS LOLI PORN

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:49:35 №17582444 [Quote]

~~>>17582394~~
please stop posting troonhou porn, what if MENTISWAVE is on the sharty and he sees this and has a stroke, stop jerking it to my comfort creators comfort charecters

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:49:55 №17582450 [Quote]

>>17582395
even doe touhou pussy is good or something

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:52:07 №17582485 [Quote]

masturbation is natural, pornography is not

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:53:16 №17582496 [Quote]

>>17582441
>>17582444
Did some retard post porn or something?

Chud 09/02/26 (Wed) 23:58:38 №17582584 [Quote]

>>17582450
>pussy

kys toxonigger

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 00:01:36 №17582631 [Quote]

>>17582298
Isn't Reimu human though?

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 00:02:34 №17582647 [Quote]

>>17582496
yes, softcore shota porn with a buldge

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 00:08:47 №17582727 [Quote]

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>What do you define as gooning?

Chud 09/03/26 (Thu) 00:10:12 №17582752 [Quote]

gooning is a specific type of masturbation where you try to hold it in as long as possible

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