/soy/ - Soyjaks

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /SOY/

PEPE THE FROG

VS

V FOR VENDETTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BEGIN

v's turn:
>En garde! Here I come ripping your head off
>With your face full of cum, nothing to be scared of
>You're just a pathetic depressed little frog
>Who cannot remember how he grogged
>I'm the symbol of liberty, your life's a buffoonery
>Mine's a destiny, I gathered an online army
>I brought anarchy; you ended up in jail
>Let's put a smile on that face that just got raped

pepe's turn:
>Woo-hoo-hoo and here we go
>You little bastard, no one even remembers your name
>Now you're just a mask, not even an idea!
>Every fifteen years old put it on for something lame
>Man, seriously, you're famous because you failed
>It's like your whole life turned out to be a complete waste
>This is what happens when a mad dog chases a fucking asshole
>Bend your burnt body, buddy, and suck my balls
>Guy Fawkes? He's gay, folks! Rapping with his small talks
>He hides his face, don't wanna tease, because of bad herpes
>In a way you may complete me
>I never defeated the nusois, you never banged Portman

v's turn:
>Don't make me laugh you freaky emo queer, I'm the bad Guy
>I destroyed the government while you tried to make nusois cry
>You think you're tough with your scars and your fancy make up?
>I beat you rough, I'm tough, no jokes, you'd better give up
>I'm violently violating your vagina
>Voraciously and viciously vanquishing
>The virulent vermin with a vendetta
>I'm very sorry, but I'm not kidding, you'd better be crying

pepe's turn:
>Jeez, don't be a jerk, Jesus, you're just jealous
>I'm the genuine genius, hoking as a jeering Anonymous
>You freak, wanna see a magic trick?
>Here is your ass and here's my dick
>Why so serious? While I'm raping your anus
>Feel the fear in your stomach? Well it's just my penis
>You little slut, call yourself V for victim
>Get over here and let my knife have a deep talk with your rectum