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>do you eat corn the long way or the short way

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i dont eat corn thats for fucking slaves i eat raw liver and heart

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>>17569305
Aajonus won btw

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>>17569281 (OP)
I don't like corn

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>>17569313
what way would you eat the corn the long way or the short way

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>>17569305
but how would you eat it

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>>17569315
I would put it in my butt instead

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I suck it

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I eat corn the long way

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>>17569319
would you put it in the long way or short way

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>>17569318
i would use the drill method from vine

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>>17569324
would you insert the drill the long way or the short way though

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I cant consume solid foods so I get my all my nutrients directly pumped into my body

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>I cant consume solid foods so I get my all my nutrients directly pumped into my body

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>>17569329
>getting all your nutrients through BBC

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>>17569329
do you pump it the long way or short way

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>>17569333
are niggers made from corn

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>>17569336
Yes because that's what the ate in the farms

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>>17569338
so if i rip open a nigger he would be filled with edible corn

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so do you guys eat corn the long way or the short way

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>>17569340
The short way

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>>17569344
really why

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whenever i eat corn i have to meticulously remove reach kernel with tweezers and inspect them thoroughly for any discoloration or off texture. i will sort them into a worthy to eat pile and a pile that i will feed to the ducks at the park. i eat the pile of good kernels individually one by one as a kind of candy

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>>17569349
Otherwise it would feel like having a bbc plapping your head geg

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>>17569352
irl rapeson

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>>17569353
autismDEITY..

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the long way is aryan btw

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>>17569355
i just have 'tism, i do this sort of thing for most foods

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>>17569360
so your retarded also

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>>17569360
I'm 'tistic as well but for some reason I never had many problems with food or needed to stim or whatever
I do aryanhate bright lights and unexpected loud noises (fuck 'G)

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>>17569365
my retarded? what are you talking about?

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>>>17569360
>I'm 'tistic as well but for some reason I never had many problems with food or needed to stim or whatever
>I do aryanhate bright lights and unexpected loud noises (fuck 'G)

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>>>17569360
>I'm 'tistic as well but for some reason I never had many problems with food or needed to stim or whatever
>I do aryanhate bright lights and unexpected loud noises (fuck 'G)

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>>17569367
yes retarded syndrom your mother was vaxxed and vaxxed you retard boy

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>>17569369
Neurotroonical seething at my aryandom

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>>17569366
same man that shit pisses me off but i cant wear headphones in public

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>>17569374
is that the new word for retard now

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>>17569360
>>17569366
>>17569374
>being mindraped by the "mental health" industry into believing that you have a nonexistent disorder

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has anyone ever cut the corn off the cobs in strips? Very good.

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>>17569305
thats literally what slaves eat.

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long way… DOWN

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>>17569405
no and you should be thrown into the mental asylum with 100 bbcs to be brutally raped

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>>17569414
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU. FUCK WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE THIS WAY? FUCK YOU I AM KILLING MYSELF

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>>17569422
i want you raped and killed

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>>17569400
Is this a trvke?

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>>17569435
YUP, ISSA TRVTH NVKE

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if corn was black and not yellow i'd eat more of it

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>if corn was black and not yellow i'd eat more of it

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i get all my nutrients from cum

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>>17569430
GOOD IM RAPING MYSELF RIGHT NOW AND KILLING MYSELF NEXT

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>>17569486
do different races have different nutrients

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>>17569491
snopes i want to see

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>>17569281 (OP)
I just eat from the side and chomp down on it like I’m feral

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>>17569493
JANNIES WILL 'NISH ME AND YOU WON'T GET TO SEE IT, SO THERE YOU GO. BUT MY ASS FELL OUT OF MY ASS FROM HOW HARD I ASS RAPED MYSELF. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU HAPPY?

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i use lots of salt and buttee on my cokrn so that i can put half of the corn into my mouth starting from the front, it gives me that salty tasty flavor, so i just swirl my tongue around and lick it all over, moving back and forth sucking on it while giving it the occasional bite

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>>17569502
do that to my corn please

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im trans btw



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