/soy/ - Soyjaks

forgot one arow killing myself

You've got "Soyjak Part in season admin 6-and-a-half
With the antics of the loveable and gore spammers and hunkies
Who reminds us that a imageboard doesn't have to make you pick sides
You can try to deny it
But we can certify it
If you want it you can find it on soysphere

And if you start to crave a brand new variant
They're always brewing up some brand new cobson killing swill
Like the new poopson

Soybooru was once a website that was reverent and clean
But today they've got some 'jaks that are remarkably obscene
Like the soyjak from blue archive that had multiple edits of it sexualized
Oh, there ain't nothing to it
You click it on and view it
If you want it you can find it on the soysphere!

You know, I think I'm gettin' the idea, Stewie
Ahh? You see?
Absolutely! Hey, how 'bout this!

Soyjak Forum has got a lineup that's refreshing and alive
With its hits like "What if hitler had" just continuing to thrive
And those threads look sensational for being 7 months old
No we won't over-sell ya
We merely wanna tell ya
If you want it you can find it on soysphere

Now, the Jarty's having trouble simply staying in the race
So I hear they're bringing "their imageboard" back to save a little face
And I hear Sproketan is taking Soytans place?
Oh, you may not adore it
But boy you can't ignore it
If you want it you can find it on soypshere!

Now "soyjak forum" is a show I'd recommend
Because you never know just how it's gonna–

So to sum up the philosophy on which we're both agreed
All the garbage on the boards is a vital thing indeed
Cause without it then Soyteens would have to learn to communicate
And so up with the curtain
It's absolutely certain
If you want it you can find it on soysphere