To prove that the 'arty is full of intelligent people who are only pretending to be stupid, and not genuine idiots, let's write satire. I'll start.

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Satire thread Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:39:14 №17533632 [Quote]

To prove that the 'arty is full of intelligent people who are only pretending to be stupid, and not genuine idiots, let's write satire. I'll start.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:39:44 №17533640 [Quote]

whats satire

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:40:46 №17533654 [Quote]

>>17533640

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:41:14 №17533661 [Quote]

a tranny walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the batnender looks at him and says: beer for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:41:30 №17533664 [Quote]

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Poop nigga poop

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:04 №17533671 [Quote]

bbc won kill white people

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:17 №17533673 [Quote]

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>a tranny walks into a bar and asks for a beer. the batnender looks at him and says: beer for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:21 №17533674 [Quote]

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>>17533654
>>17533640
>Satire is a genre of the visual, literary, and performing arts, usually in the form of fiction and less frequently non-fiction, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, often with the intent of exposing or shaming the perceived flaws of individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:28 №17533676 [Quote]

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>>17533664
zip zap zubidubap

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:34 №17533678 [Quote]

>>17533632 (OP)
ITV lost revive purple people

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:42:57 №17533684 [Quote]

a tranny walks into a golf club and asks for a golf club. the golfers looks at him and says: golf for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:43:20 №17533687 [Quote]

Allah won against the kufar btw

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:44:15 №17533693 [Quote]

a tranny walks into a music shopb and asks for a musics. the clerk looks at him and says: music for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:44:26 №17533695 [Quote]

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^To prove that the 'arty is full of intelligent people who are only pretending to be stupid, and not genuine idiots, let's write satire. I'll start.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:44:36 №17533700 [Quote]

A tranny walk into a bar and they replace his beer with urine

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:44:46 №17533703 [Quote]

>>17533700
they really do this

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:45:31 №17533724 [Quote]

a tranny walks into an house and asks for a room. the family looks at him and says: room for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:47:12 №17533742 [Quote]

a tranny walks into an porn and asks for a boner. the boobslooks at him and says: boenr for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:47:35 №17533747 [Quote]

an trannie walks into an bar and breaks and cry

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:50:11 №17533760 [Quote]

a tranny exist, xhey kill themselves

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:50:17 №17533762 [Quote]

and the tranny walks into an store and grabs a shoping cart and gets the following ingredients, for it is going to cook a cake:
1 cup white sugar.
½ cup unsalted butter, softened.
2 large eggs, room temperature.
2 teaspoons vanilla extract.
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour.
1 ¾ teaspoons baking powder.
1/4 teaspoon table salt.
½ cup whole milk, room temperature. Once he is finished the tranny goes into an check out and puts the ingredients in the list into the conveyor belt and the clerk looks at him and it says: cake for.. men? and tranny breaks!

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:50:33 №17533766 [Quote]

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>be anti-AI artist
>spend 14 hours a day on twitter drawing the same three anime girls with slightly different hair colors
>every piece has the exact same muddy lighting, dead eyes, and hands that look like melted chicken nuggets
>caption: “AI art is soulless theft that destroys creativity!!1!”
>meanwhile the AI just spat out a fully rendered oil painting of a melancholic knight under a blood moon with better anatomy than anything you’ve posted in three years
>you reply with a 47-tweet thread about “the human soul” while your own portfolio is 80% traced poses and 20% “original” characters who all have the same face
>your most popular work got 12 likes from mutuals who also can’t draw feet
>AI image gets 40k and is already being used as a book cover
>you seethe so hard your dyed hair starts shedding
>“but muh artistic struggle!! the process is what matters!!”
>the process is you staring at a blank canvas for six hours then tracing a screenshot from a 2014 game
>you post a soyjak of yourself crying in front of a laptop with the caption “they’re replacing us”
>the AI looks at your art, generates a better version of it in 8 seconds, and labels it “average human artist circa 2024 (cope)”
>you start a discord server called “Real Artists Against the Machine”
>half the members are bots
>the other half can’t draw a circle without guidelines
>you organize a protest outside an AI conference
>show up with signs that say “NO SOUL NO ART” written in Comic Sans
>someone asks you to freehand a simple landscape on the spot
>you panic, pull out your phone, and start googling “how to draw trees tutorial”
>AI generates the landscape while you’re still looking for the right YouTube video
>crowd laughs
>you go home and post a 900-word manifesto about how “true art requires suffering”
>your last original piece was a poorly shaded self-insert as a sad catgirl with the caption “feeling this lately”
>AI meanwhile just invented an entirely new art style that looks like a collaboration between Caravaggio and a fever dream
>you call it “soulless” while your own work has the emotional depth of a corporate stock photo of a smiling woman holding a tablet

>dilate

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:52:01 №17533773 [Quote]

>>17533766
>>AI meanwhile just invented an entirely new art style that looks like a collaboration between Caravaggio and a fever dream
Did you also write this with AI

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:53:11 №17533783 [Quote]

an trannie and it breaks

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:53:38 №17533787 [Quote]

>>17533773
that's the joke, nusoi

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:54:16 №17533792 [Quote]

>>17533766
ITT we use AI to generate that new artstyle and post It in Xitter for artists to seethe (even though it would just be the averenge surrealist painting based on how its described)

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:54:53 №17533798 [Quote]

i want to suck ur dick op i love u

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:55:30 №17533806 [Quote]

>>17533792
that art will simply be ignored, I guess

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:56:47 №17533821 [Quote]

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>i want to suck ur dick op i love u

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:57:29 №17533828 [Quote]

>>17533821
blud whos this namefag 💀

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 10:58:22 №17533839 [Quote]

>>17533783
and it never ends

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:00:33 №17533873 [Quote]

>do a satire thread to prove r/therightcantmeme that we indeed CAN produce smart humor
<an trannie an breaks
Nusois… I…

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:03:36 №17533913 [Quote]

>>17533873
It needs an elevated sense of IQ for you to understand.

Chud 08/31/26 (Mon) 11:10:34 №17533981 [Quote]

>>17533873
you need to be a giga to understand