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>Want half a soylent bottle
<what..Who drinks soylent?
>I do
<m-my whole life. I don't think i've ever seen a single phono drink soylent
>Well you're about to see one now
<So you walk into a store, you see the hundreds of options for goyslop and you choose soylent
>yep
<So what is it you like? The soy? The cocoa?
>Yeah. Both those things
<How long you been drinking it?
>uuuhh I've probably been having soylent six to ten times a day for the last 13 years.
<holy shit, no wonder you're bald! You have total bowel shutdown, your kidneys are drowning in a stew of kikedout chemicals. GIMME THAT
*chud throws the soylent out the window*
*a24 grabs opens one*
<what are you doing ?

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family guy gem

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gemmy

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up, pat pat

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uppy



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