/soy/ - Soyjaks

I'm dead. Mostly because I couldn't handle the fact that Tuesday nights exist forever and nobody else notices. Please tell my cat to stop judging me from the top of the fridge; he knows I was always a bit dramatic. Also, if you find this under the couch cushion (where it belongs), just know I died peacefully while watching paint dry, which means I officially beat cancer, heart disease, and bad financial planning all at once. Love you guys, try not to cry too hard