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>I am a heterosexual Grindr user. Yes, I am a man. No, I am not closeted. I used to be incredibly insecure because of my penis. It's a little on the small side, it's a little curvy and it's uncut. I was scared to have sex because I thought women would think it was weird and judge me. Enter Grindr. When I was 20, I got really drunk and decided to send pictures of my penis to random gay dudes on Grindr. I thought it would be funny to watch them react in horror at the sight of my weird penis. Much to my surprise, they loved it (well, some of them loved it, and others blocked me). They all told me that they loved how thick it was and how big my balls are. This gave me the confidence to finally lose my virginity to a woman. Now, whenever I feel insecure, I get on Grindr, find a horny dude, and send him a picture of my penis. This has singlehandedly given me a 1000% confidence boost. If more straight dudes got on Grindr, there would be no male loneliness crisis. Horny dudes would no longer fear rejection because their most intimate parts will have been reviewed by gay men. The incels would finally get laid and would learn to respect women. Straight men on Grindr could fix gender relations fr


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