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guys this is very very very serious… my breeding bvll and my wife secretly used my semen to get my wife pregnant.
What should i do? I feel humiliated and ashamed ans i think I'm going to kill myself.
Turns out my bvll didn't fuck her at all, they secretly switched my soylent with protein shakes, and my ball tried to make me to a toxic masculine bigot by inviting me to the street gym.
is my life ruined? Should i kill them and then kill myself?
I'm very lost right now, i wish i was never born in this cruel evil world, humans are such an awful animals…

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>OH TYRONE I'M BACK FROM REDDIT WHERE I WAS JUST DISCUSSING VAUSH AND DISCO ELYSIUM, I'M PARCHED. A NICE JUICY BBC FOR ME? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, WAIT A SECOND PAL WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE WH*TE SPOTS ON YOUR BBC, HMMM WAIT WAIT WHAT WHAT TYRONE IM PEELING YOUR DICK OFF AND THERE'S A WHITE DICK HERE? WAIT HOLD ON TYRONE…YOU'RE…YOU'RE A WHITE MAN WEARING A NIGGER BODYSUIT?

>NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKK NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY BLACK BABY YOU FUCKING NIGGERFUCK JEW IT'S A WHITE BABY COVERED IN BROWN PAINT??? MY WIFE HAS BEEN RAPED BY A FUCKING WHITE MAN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING MY WIFE GOT FUCKED. BY. A. FRICKIN. NAZI. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU COULDNT STOP PLAYING mbv - touched WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE YOU DOUBLE FUCKING TRANNY FAGGOT I KNEW I COULD NEVER TRUST YOU. I CAN'T EVEN REFUND MY WIFE RAPING SERVICES AT MY LOCAL ANTI DEFAMATION LEAGUE GIFT SHOP BECAUSE YOU'RE WHITE YOU SICK FUCK
>THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THIS, IT'S TIME TO BLAST JEFRE CANTU LEDESMA FROM EVERY SPEAKER TO CONVERT EVERYONE WITHIN 50 MILES INTO THE SUPERIOR AFRICAN BLACK ARYAN RACE. IF I CANT HAVE BLACK CHILDREN ILL TURN THE WHOLE WORLD INTO NIGGERS

 17513262[Quote]

Tbh breeding bvlls need a license nowdays to breed

 17513269[Quote]

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>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE SCREAMING LIKE A NEWLY EVOLVED CHARIZARD!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>…
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
>*Smashes Nintendo Switch OLED™ running Pokémon™ SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!



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